Lockdown tournament (SEASON 2 - Updates in first post)

[wasteyouryouth]

lol! I Googled it. He went all the way, so to speak, and had a "baby" with his doll. And his mother knows about it!

Grandma Midwife was a twist I was not expecting.

 

[wasteyouryouth]

Going to look to do Short Leg XI v Twelve Fine Legs tomorrow morning

Blocktown v Isolated in the afternoon or early evening.

Or I might push a game from Friday (not a semi final) to Saturday.

Or I might do nothing tomorrow. I'll let everyone know ASAP. Sorry for being vague.

 

[blockerdave]

Are you Terry W East who I just found out about?

Google it. I would post a kink... I mean link but @Dutch is around.

I just saw this same thing earlier today on twitter... i believe this is where we say something like "takes all sorts" and never mention it again

 

[passwordistaco]

@wasteyouryouth This is the screen i was talking about.

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Never seen that screen before

 

[Deleted member 193590]

 

[ahmedleo414]

In breaking news. The midgets have announced that Kohli has been dropped for the final match. Sarfaraz Ahmed will be taking over the captaining duties...

When asked for his comments Sarfaraz just said:

 

[wasteyouryouth]

Gonna get on for the SLXI v TFL game. Probably in the next ten minutes.

 

[wasteyouryouth]

Here are the games from yesterday.

Domination from The Lazy Borises as we bid farewell to the tournament even though Gary Ballance ruined our innings. Dropping Darren Stevens was a good move too, even Pat Brown bowled well. Montreal Midgets were there but I don't know if they showed up.

Spoiler: Montreal Midgets v The Lazy Borises.

On an absolute turd of a pitch, where the ball wouldn't go above ankle height, Spartans - in the large thanks to Shakib - overcame the Trump's Fringe. TF have gone downhill since the owner started taking hydroxychloroquine. They will fight it out in the 5th place final (Spartans) and the 7th place final (Trump's Fringe).

Spoiler: Trump's Fringe v Spartans

 

[wasteyouryouth]

Down at the Manuka Oval for Twelve Fine Legs final match vs Short Leg XI in the 12th place group. Joe Root opening the bowling fo SLXI.

 

[Short Leg Cricket]

Down at the Manuka Oval for Twelve Fine Legs final match vs Short Leg XI in the 12th place group. Joe Root opening the bowling fo SLXI.

We are chasing again !!!! I think 5 out of 6 times we have chased and won two successfully

 

[wasteyouryouth]

Gonna do the Blocktown v Isolated XI match after this one. About 4 overs left.

 

[wasteyouryouth]

Short Leg XI picked up win against Twelve Fine Legs in the 12th Place Group match. That puts them top with just the one game against Lockdown Losers remaining. Twelve Fine Legs will finish 13th or 14th.

Spoiler: Short Leg XI v Twelve Fine Legs

In the second 5th Place Play Off it was dominated by the bowlers and Ben Dunk warping through batsman to take catches. At one stage Isolated XI were on the verge of beating Lucky Lunatics lowest score but Cutting and Shaheen batted out most of the final 10 overs but got nowhere near victory. After Shakib's best bowling yesterday, Mason Crane picked up the second best with a 5-for that ripped through the Isolated team.

Blocktown will face off against Spartans in the 5th Place Final. Isolated XI will meet Trump's Fringe in the 7th Place Final. A chance for some remove from the group stages.

Spoiler: Blocktown Brotherhood v Isolated XI

Rough schedule idea for the councluding matches.

Friday

10am-ish SEMI FINAL 1 P9 Panthers v Gilly's Grubs
6pm-ish SEMI FINAL 2 Fire In Babylon v San Francisco Suckers
9th Place Match - Thunder v Montreal Midgets

Saturday

Morning/Early afternoon
12th Place Match - Lockdown Losers v Short Leg XI
7th Place Final Trump's Fringe v Isolated XI
Late afternoon/Early evening
15th PLACE FINAL The Glasgow Grubbers v Lucky Lockdown Lunatics
5th Place Final Spartans v Blocktown Brotherhood

Sunday

Morning Wooden Spoon Match Neptune Gaming v Ducks XI

Bronze Medal Match

Final will probably after or evening. It might mean someone misses out on watching it but it could be tough to schedule to suit everyone.



IF ANYONE DOESN'T HAVE PITCH DETAILS OR A TEAM SELECTION SHEET LET ME KNOW. I lost track.

 

[blockerdave]

Good win by the blocktown that. Shame it arrived 3 games too late. 2 games dropped for Jofra did the job as he came back and was very economical.

Crane been my star bowler.

 

[Wavelberry]

Semi-finals and finals and 5th places etc are all good but everyone knows that the big game is on Saturday when the two most hilarious teams go head to head. How it isn't for the Wooden Spoon I do not know but the battle to be crowned the 4th worst team will be huge.

 

[Dutch]

Semi-finals and finals and 5th places etc are all good but everyone knows that the big game is on Saturday when the two most hilarious teams go head to head. How it isn't for the Wooden Spoon I do not know but the battle to be crowned the 4th worst team will be huge.

I am sure you will cook up some utter disgrace of a pitch for us. It doesn’t matter we are shite on all surfaces: the exact opposite of Demestos really. We are determined to be crowned the third shittiest team: even failing to be the worse sums us up exactly.