Longest time you've ever spent urinating?

[evertonfan]

Now I know you must be thinking this is a weird thread right, but I was out on the lash the other night and on my way to the taxi rank for a lift home I do what every bloke does on a night out; find the nearest alleyway and take a leak. To my sheer amazement, the golden stream that I was letting out carried on for nigh on two bloody minutes! Now let's be honest, that is an amazing feat isn't it? I'm so proud.

So if you think you can beat 2 minutes then be my guest mere mortals.

 

[Highlander999]

Do you want a recording or will you take our word for it?

 

[evertonfan]

No I demand that you film yourselves. I know i'm certainly gonna do it next time!

 

[Highlander999]

Ok, I'll make sure I remember next time

 

[manee]

Now I know you must be thinking this is a weird thread right, but I was out on the lash the other night and on my way to the taxi rank for a lift home I do what every bloke does on a night out; find the nearest alleyway and take a leak. To my sheer amazement, the golden stream that I was letting out carried on for nigh on two bloody minutes! Now let's be honest, that is an amazing feat isn't it? I'm so proud.

So if you think you can beat 2 minutes then be my guest mere mortals.

Mine would be about 90s in a similar situation.

 

[The_gas]

Would probably be when i had a bladder infection, it was like pissing needles, and every second felt like an hour.

 

[Will_NA]

About 20 seconds only I'm afraid. You'd think that would be enough time to undo my trousers but I guess not...

 

[Manly]

My longest wazz was about 2 and a half minutes. But that was after huge consumption of alcohol and water.

I then went to the doctors who told me I was lucky I didn't ruin my bladder...

 

[ste_mc_efc]

I missed the entire 70s taking one long slash. Fact.

 

[Cricketman]

I've been urinating constantly since birth.


Btw, Evo for best thread starter 2009.

 

[Magz]

About 1:30 to push it all out.

 

[Will_NA]

The longest time I've spent on the toilet is a whole different matter. I can spend up to half an hour on the crapper.

 

[Kev]

Do you want a recording or will you take our word for it?

Rumour has it, that if you type NtQ0qvNBftw into youtube you'll see Evo's feat

 

[ste_mc_efc]

Rumour has it, that if you type NtQ0qvNBftw into youtube you'll see Evo's feat

Rumour has it he has two extra bladders instead of feet.

 

[King Cricket]

This is some thread. The longest time I have spent on....whatever? 4 minutes, most probably a year back, woke up early in the morning, went to the toilet, and .....what everyone does started doing that,, and that took more or less 5 minutes- Longest time I have ever spent on....whatever.