evertonfan
Chairman of Selectors
Now I know you must be thinking this is a weird thread right, but I was out on the lash the other night and on my way to the taxi rank for a lift home I do what every bloke does on a night out; find the nearest alleyway and take a leak. To my sheer amazement, the golden stream that I was letting out carried on for nigh on two bloody minutes! Now let's be honest, that is an amazing feat isn't it? I'm so proud.
So if you think you can beat 2 minutes then be my guest mere mortals.
So if you think you can beat 2 minutes then be my guest mere mortals.