Manchester Monkeys - Team Thread

[barmyarmy]

I've decided to reserve the right to change the [?] part of the name whenever I feel like it as part of my sponsorship agreement.
The first name will be "The Marmite Manchester Monkeys" but this will probably change when I'm able to think of something genuinely amusing.

 

[MattW]

I've decided to reserve the right to change the [?] part of the name whenever I feel like it as part of my sponsorship agreement.
The first name will be "The Marmite Manchester Monkeys" but this will probably change when I'm able to think of something genuinely amusing.

As soon as the payment comes through (40k) we will be the Marmite Manchester Monkeys. Mmm.

 

[MattW]

Manchester Monkeys Welcome Sponsorship Deal
The sponsor-ship has sailed with Marmite becoming the first naming rights sponsor of the Manchester Monkeys. The Marmite Manchester Monkeys say their player payments war chest is sufficiently sized and that the Monkeys will be able to execute their player selection strategy successfully.

Monkeys Owner Whitehornmatt said:

This deal will help make playing for the Monkeys a very lucrative position, and cement our place as the best British team.

Marmite joins Melbourne Bitter and the PCPL itself as Monkeys sponsors. Plans to seek sponsorship for Monkey Park, the team's home ground, have been put on hold. Sources at the Monkeys said:

I'll keep that up my sleeve in case funds run out at some point.

 

[Kshitiz_Indian]

As soon as the payment comes through (40k) we will be the Marmite Manchester Monkeys. Mmm.

Manchester Monkeys Welcome Sponsorship Deal
The sponsor-ship has sailed with Marmite becoming the first naming rights sponsor of the Manchester Monkeys. The Marmite Manchester Monkeys say their player payments war chest is sufficiently sized and that the Monkeys will be able to execute their player selection strategy successfully.

Monkeys Owner Whitehornmatt said:


Marmite joins Melbourne Bitter and the PCPL itself as Monkeys sponsors. Plans to seek sponsorship for Monkey Park, the team's home ground, have been put on hold. Sources at the Monkeys said:

Double post by a global mod?

 

[MattW]

Double post by a global mod?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you pesky kids :.

 

[MattW]

If anyone has any interest in being picked up by the Monkeys in the draft post in here and I'll try to get you in the team. Assuming there will be no replies I'll just be going through other threads where people have nominated a team and taking players hostage in the draft.

You are either with us or against us...

 

[brad352]

I'm well and truly against you but I'll come anyway

 

[smssia0112]

It interests me greatly that your only types of jokes are negative ones Brad...

 

[brad352]

It interests me greatly that your only types of jokes are negative ones Brad...

They're the best kind

 

[The Spin]

After considering, I think that with a good enough offer I could be convinced to join you. That is, if the money is right.

 

[Insomniac]

I'm also interested, but must be swayed by an extensive amount of money, because I have one of the best ever averages in Cricsim, and am a very valuable player.

 

[MattW]

Well I'll offer any player 150 vCash, if that is extensive enough for you I'll make sure you get on the team.

 

[Kiko_97]

I will be happy to join here.

 

[Insomniac]

150 vCash is what our contracts are gonna be worth?

 

[MattW]

150 vCash is what our contracts are gonna be worth?

I still have no idea how getting players will work, so once I know how much money I'll have to spend paying players I'll work out what I will pay. But at this stage I'll say that I will split any prize money evenly between players (as opposed to the 1% being offered by some), and have bonuses of some variety based on performance.