Melbourne Bitters 07/08 Team Thread

[smssia0112]

I'll send the vomit to your doorstep.

Where am I coming in the race anyway?

 

[Griffo]

Can someone post the leaders in this thread posting wise please

 

[Simbazz]

Hey, i'm happy to post

 

[Griffo]

Simbazz dont be smart.. it doesnt suit you

 

[Simbazz]

You're indeed correct, just as skillful doesnt suit you

 

[Griffo]

Lol your a wicket keeper... they are put there cause no one else wants to be near them...

They smell like a mixture of dirt and lubricant
They have boring personalitys
They cant handle their drinks (and when they are drunk they cry)
They have an obsession with Oven Mitts

and worst of all...

SOME ARE ENGLISH

 

[Simbazz]

LOL!

Well your arguement is weak because for one, i only agreed to WK because we needed one I'm trying to get rid, and so is Dean!

Firstly, I dont smell of dirt, i tend not to dive much due to our good bowling, but from you, i just end up having 3 leg slips.

I have a good personality, well you GF said so last night Had to do it, sorry!

I can handle my drinks, i can handle them so much that i can handle everything you can, plus everything your friends can!

And oven mitts aren't really my thing, rubber gloves for washing up is more of an obsession.

N i aint English (well fully)

 

[Griffo]

You didnt explain the lube... YOU NAUGHTY BOY!

Lol thats right American, the toilet isnt the only place you "drop bombs"

 

[Simbazz]

LOL, Griffo, you are a serious dude man! (Thats your Aussie twang to the words isn't it?)

Ahh well, i'm not up with this hip hop stuff no-more!

Griffo i'll leave you with one final thought before i go to sleep. If a wicketkeeper drops a few catches, is he more likely to be dropped than a bowler who has no wickets every match

I think i know the answer, and it shines kindly on me !

 

[Griffo]

You cant drop the number 1 poster! Go to bed old man One to many Vodka Crusiers for you this evening

PIKER!

 

[Simbazz]

"My brotha," same again with the Aussie words, getting good at this!

The thing is, i don't "do," Vodka, because you're correct, i suck at it, half a shot will get me merry, the only drink which messes me up! Unfortunately for you, the only drink which doesnt is your "Vodka Cruisiers."

Oh i need sleep because unlike you, i want to get into Uni, and not be a bum in a pub at 9AM

 

[Griffo]

Lol I go to tech... Didnt today but (Faced the ball machine ) My cover drive is lookin sexy

 

[Simbazz]

Ahh the coverdrive, one of my previous loves. Now i have to admit it is the leg glance. Although mine needs tweaking! It either hits me on the thigh pad, handle, glove or anything else around there but never where i want it, on the top end of the bat to position it downwards and run it away

 

[Left_Hander]

Always good to get votes from a senior member of the team in aus5892, also does Giggty Giggty's votes count as he isn't even a member of this marvellous Bitters team? .When does this poll close? I want to know when I can give my victory speech

 

[Simbazz]

LH, don't get comfortable with the idea