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more sidhuisms
Commenting on Indian captain Ganguly after he was out for a low score in the 2nd Test against Zimbabwe: (posted earlier but this is full comment)
" ...Looks like a brooding hen over a china egg."
Why a China egg?
"Because nothing will hatch out of it!"
"We are all Adam's children - it's just the silk that makes all the difference!"
Anybody can become a pilot when the sea is calm.
One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
He is a wily fox. But, if we make the fox run, the chicken will become hen.
It is not all over till the fat lady sings!
A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.
You cannot ride a seat-less bicycle without getting blisters on your bums.
A revolutionary idea is usually one with its sleeves rolled up.
Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
The cat with gloves catches no mice.
If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your mouth open.
The Indian tail is like a Doberman, when they must be German Shepherds.
Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
When you have a hen laying eggs you should not mind the cackle.
He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.