No Cricketers Allowed - Everyone can go ahead and finish their teams now!

[El Loco]

Thor Odinson

Considering the devastation he causes wielding Mjolnir I shudder to think what he'd do with the willow in his hand. King of Asgaard, born leader, might as well make him the captain too.
Great character development as well, still has a sense of humour when he's down for the count and bounces right back. Exactly the type of character we need in our dressing room.

1. Thor Odinson
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[Aislabie]

Round One - Commences Wednesday 4th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie - Kim Jong-Il
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco - Thor Odinson
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad

Round Two - Commences Thursday 5th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad

Round Three - Commences Friday 6th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad

Round Four - Commences Saturday 7th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad

Round Five - Commences Sunday 8th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad

Round Six - Commences Monday 9th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad

Round Seven - Commences Tuesday 10th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad

Round Eight - Commences Wednesday 11th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad

Round Nine - Commences Thursday 12th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad

Round Ten - Commences Friday 13th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad

Round Eleven - Commences Saturday 14th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad

Kim Jong Il RIGHT-HANDED BATSMAN, RIGHT ARM FAST BOWLER
Our Dear Leader should absolutely be the first name on any team sheet. Pictured here in his one-day kit, he is only actually known to have played one cricket match, but in it he scored a truly sublime double-century before taking two hat-tricks in consecutive overs to tear the heart out of the Indian batting order. Out of respect for the Indian cricketers, he retired immediately from the game and ordered all records of it be destroyed.

@Aislabie 's XI
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Kim Jong Il (RHB, RF)
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[Master Bates]

Superman

Writeup later

 

[Ed Smith]

Got to be Batman right? I mean it's in the name. Plus theres scope for inventing some sort of gadgetry to "improve" his batting. I reckon he can open.

1. Batman

 

[AliB]

Roshan Singh Sodhi
RHB|RF

Coming from the Indian sitcom TMKOC's GPL.

 

[Dutch]

Welcome to our team selection: we have a great moral and ethical foundation in our team "Sergeant Majors Lonely Farts Club Band": we dont give a shit, not a sausage. So get stuffed! We will be playing our home games in the middle of the Brixton Riots. Bring your own sandwiches.


Inspector Gadget will be our wicketkeeper! Nothing ever will get past him and he can make the slips a cup of tea at the same time whilst checking the batsman for no balls.




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[CerealKiller]

My pick is John Cena, because you can't see him.

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[Master Bates]

Superman​

I mean he is an all-rounder in true sense. Superman possesses the powers of flight, superhuman strength, laser eyes, x-ray vision, heat vision, cold breath, super-speed, enhanced hearing, and nigh-invulnerability. He could be the perfect floater in my XI. With his superhuman strength, he can smash the ball for sixes every ball and give him the ball, he will bowl so fast even without using his full strength. And will we can even win the match by opposition's forfeit. Superman's will throw laser at the opposition killing all of them except the umpire, to declare us the winner. But most of the time, we will play fair. His super speed means we can take plenty of singles in a single delivery (he will have quick partners as well). In the field, he will be super Jadeja with his super strength throws. And if he wants to force a run-out, he can freeze the opposition players. A true all-rounder. He can bat anywhere in any sort of conditions against any opposition.

Superman

 

[WubbaLubbaDubDub]

Awesome stuff this! Do not know how I missed signing up for this

 

[Aislabie]

Awesome stuff this! Do not know how I missed signing up for this

You still can. I'll add you into the form after work

 

[Na Maloom Afraad]

JULIUS CAESAR
RIGHT-HANDED BATSMAN; RIGHT-ARM SLOW

"The most triumphant third of the triumvirate, first of the Empire and last of the Republicans." - Nice Peter

You really can't ask for anyone better to lead than one of, if not THE greatest military tacticians in all of history. He will lead us the way he led the Roman Empire.
Not only will he be a master strategist, but his shit-talking ability will be of great entertainment during the post and pre-match press conferences of the team.

- Julius Caesar will play the role of a pinch-hitter in the batting lineup since he has brute strength.

NA MALOOM AFRAAD's XI

6/7 - Julius Caesar ​

 

[Dutch]

JULIUS CAESAR
RIGHT-HANDED BATSMAN; RIGHT-ARM SLOW

"The most triumphant third of the triumvirate, first of the Empire and last of the Republicans." - Nice Peter

You really can't ask for anyone better to lead than one of, if not THE greatest military tacticians in all of history. He will lead us the way he led the Roman Empire.
Not only will he be a master strategist, but his shit-talking ability will be of great entertainment during the post and pre-match press conferences of the team.

- Julius Caesar will play the role of a pinch-hitter in the batting lineup since he has brute strength.

NA MALOOM AFRAAD's XI

6/7 - Julius Caesar ​

I thought he would be The Roman Umpire!

 

[Na Maloom Afraad]

I thought he would be The Roman Umpire!

Missed opportunity.

 

[Aislabie]

I thought he would be The Roman Umpire!

Funny you should mention it

 

[El Loco]

Noo-noo

As the Teletubbies' resident vacuum cleaner (also affectionately known as The Great Devourer), with that suction power he ought to be able pluck the ball right out of the air with relative ease, a guaranteed 100% fail safe option behind the stumps absolutely no chance of a fumble. However if he does somehow manage to drop one, the team will of course proceed encourage him with chants of "Naughty Noo-noo" and he'll be back to faultless form immediately from the next ball.
All that being said, he is physically incapable of holding a bat, so he'll have to be brought in at number 11 unfortunately.

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