Pakistani Legends 09 Team Thread

[Cricketman]

Your mom is a fridge.

Yes, I went there!

 

[travder92]

We are so phail.

 

[bladescape]

We are so dumb!

 

[Highlander999]

I don't want to hear about fridges either!!!

Your opinion is worthless, due to you being so new

Your mom is a fridge.

Yes, I went there!

I'm doing a Jack now

 

[Bilal91]

Actually this fridge fetish appears to be a real thing

oh man we don't wanna see your fetishes in action:

 

[bladescape]

Fridge fetishes should be banned.

For that matter,and fetish Tom Baker mentions should be banned!

 

[Highlander999]

You notice we have started losing since we signed bladescape and the other new guys. I think some people need to be a bit more quiet

 

[treva]

Oh, and who signed those two I wonder?

 

[Dr. Pepper]

The newbies aren't allowed to say anything...They're the newbies! They haven't even pledged their lives to the Legends.

 

[Highlander999]

Oh, and who signed those two I wonder?

Can I fire them then?

 

[treva]

Anybody seen 'American Pie: Beta House'? I say we give them a pledge board with 50 things they most do before the are a 'good and proper Legend.' They will have to give us evidence for each of these things of course!

 

[Dr. Pepper]

I say we become the Delta house from Animal House. But yeah, I like that idea too.

 

[Highlander999]

1. Sleep with a llama.
2. How quickly they can throw a fridge out of a window and get it back into their room and working.
3. Do mine and Jack's washing for a week.
3. Stimulate a pig
4. Get arrested for indecent exposure.
5. Kiss Mani

I've got them started.

 

[Dr. Pepper]

6. Get jailed for sexual harrasment on Jack.
7. Start your own cult where you pray to a fridge.
8. Set a disgusting world record.
9. Jump off a cliff because your mate did it.
10. Break your world record.

These are gold.

 

[Highlander999]

Well at least mine were realistic. I told them just to get arrested not thrown in prison