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[pcfan123]

Brain damage all around.

 

[RPHKR]

ok guys I will Improve myself

 

[Zayed Cricket]

Have you heard of braille a visually challenged person who introduced braille system he just introduced braille system but actually you know secretly he had no brain..

 

[sachin_rocks]

ok guys I will Improve myself

Have you heard of braille a visually challenged person who introduced braille system he just introduced braille system but actually you know secretly he had no brain..

Just jump in front of a failcopter both of you

 

[sami ullah khan]

Sorry to see this brilliant thread being ***** by the brainless ones

 

[thedon5]

Come on, what happened to the old pro guys...

 

[Gaurav_7]

When I see some threads in here
I read them from the beginning with cheer
But as I reach the last few pages
I wonder if some are freed from their cages
And that is when I start to fear

 

[Ahmad94]

Nice one Gaurav, that was really good.

 

[puddleduck]

The history of this cricket site,
Is to remember a past that was bright,
Though Kev, the_gas and Ste were not sages,
The contrast in posting upon these here pages,
Is like comparing hot chocolate to shite.

 

[RPHKR]

Those posts were made when I was immature. Had I had any help(mercy?) here, my posts would have been much better. You just filled the thread with destructive comments. Making fun of a young member(whom you think inferior) is great, isn't it

Change is one of my favorite words,
But not now 'cause PC's activity is going downwards,
All oldies' leave caused a grief,
And now PCPL will be only the biggest relief,
To turn the rotten PC into custards.

This isn't in the funny tone, but I am stating the importance of PCPL. Bring back PCPL, please.

 

[spooony]

In the tune of Yesterday

Leprosy, Bits and pieces are falling of from me
I am half the man I use to be
Oh I believe its Leprosy

 

[puddleduck]

In Memory of Those That Have Fallen

One morning a chap named Mark,
Decided that he would embark,
He went off to Delhi,
Emptied his Belly,
And imploded before it was Dark.

 

[Skater]

I often log on to PlanetCricket
To write about run outs, cover drives and wickets
But distraction is rife
And such is my life
That the English Football Thread is my wife

 

[spooony]

Dickery Dickery Dock
Cronje was part of the bookies stock
India tapped his cell
His reputation fell
And his plane smashed into a big rock

 

[Dipak]

In Memory of Those That Have Fallen

One morning a chap named Mark,
Decided that he would embark,
He went off to Delhi,
Emptied his Belly,
And imploded before it was Dark.