Random Thoughts

[pcfan123]

You could call one Colonel Sanders for some cruel irony.

 

[ste_mc_efc]

lol.

Like in some australian soap (neighbours) one family got a pet lamb and called is Cas. Short for Casserole not Cassandra.

 

[Covvy]

Does your Cavoodle do any tricks? I can get my guy to sit, lie down, shake, jump, high five, fetch, roll over

Well he's only a year old so he's still learning but he can do all those things. Roll Over's his specialty

 

[pcfan123]

Nice, my guy weights 79lbs (36 kg) so roll over is tough for him, sometimes he gets stuck on his back like a turtle.

Hmarka added 16 Minutes and 17 Seconds later...

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

 

[Highlander999]

I'm so gonna regret this when I sober up lol but me and a mate have agreed to do a strip tease in leopard skin thongs for a mate's birthday in 2 weeks (yes it is a girl!!! )

 

[Cricketman]

Bad. Images.

 

[pcfan123]

Male breast reduction gaining popularity; fastest growing cosmetic surgery in U.K., up in U.S.

 

[drainpipe32]

That picture made me spew.

 

[MaD]

Thanks!

 

[drainpipe32]

I knew that kebab would come back to haunt me....

 

[ste_mc_efc]

I once entered a public striptease competition by accident.

But I was going commando at the time so couldn't take my jeans off. I maintain that is the reason I didn't win, btw. That and politics. It's always politics.

 

[Highlander999]

Any tips for my strip tease in a few weeks?

 

[ste_mc_efc]

Don't pull a moony.

Don't chase your male mate around the room spanking him.

 

[pcfan123]

Dont do it

 

[ste_mc_efc]

Dont do it

Get off my internet and take your common sense with you