Random Thoughts

[themuel1]

lol. You eat curry! Yeah, so?

He used "curry munchers" as an attack on Indian and Pakistani members. He then complained that they didn't speak English very well. The irony was that the curry munching tag could equally be attributed to us Brits, the people whose language it is he was complaining the Indian and Pakistani members were poor with.

If you would like I could send you a detailed explanation, with pictures that could help you understand further.....

I think I might reward the late staff for their work today and suggest we order in a curry to work before a few drinks out tonight. There should be more manager's like me, I'm awesome

Got any jobs going sir?

 

[Highlander999]

HA, need to get rid of some weekend staff and hire weekday people. If you don't mind the commute.....

 

[Simbazz]

The main question is, would you want to work under Tom?

 

[themuel1]

HA, need to get rid of some weekend staff and hire weekday people. If you don't mind the commute.....

It's only a 600 mile, 10 hour drive. I may be a bit late each day......

Work under Tom?.......I hope that's not literal. My days of manwhoring are over........

 

[Highlander999]

I'll rise above your both smuttish comments and say that I am an awesome manager, in my opinion

 

[themuel1]

I'll rise above your both smuttish comments and say that I am an awesome manager, in my opinion

I sense we have a David Brent on our hands here people

 

[Highlander999]

Hehe, well I'm gonna be honest the best part has been scaring the crap out of people. It was time to do some people's reviews and I was going around all serious faced with this piece of paper saying I needed to see them in the office. They weren't in trouble or anything, but I was winding them up. So I sat one guy down, all serious and went "Is there anything you need to tell me" and he went really pale and went "is this because I took a p*** in the girl's toilets" :laugh Did the same with another girl and she just went "(Insert name) is a f****** bitch, she deserved to get slapped" Ahhh, good times

 

[themuel1]

Hehe, well I'm gonna be honest the best part has been scaring the crap out of people. It was time to do some people's reviews and I was going around all serious faced with this piece of paper saying I needed to see them in the office. They weren't in trouble or anything, but I was winding them up. So I sat one guy down, all serious and went "Is there anything you need to tell me" and he went really pale and went "is this because I took a p*** in the girl's toilets" :laugh Did the same with another girl and she just went "(Insert name) is a f****** bitch, she deserved to get slapped" Ahhh, good times

I've got my review coming up and I was quite blunt about one of the managers, who may be doing the face to face review.....that would be interesting. Was also quite sarcastic with some as they were stupid questions. See the review thing as a pointless gimic where they set targets that aren't achievable so as to not give you a bonus!!!!:

 

[Simbazz]

Hehe, well I'm gonna be honest the best part has been scaring the crap out of people. It was time to do some people's reviews and I was going around all serious faced with this piece of paper saying I needed to see them in the office. They weren't in trouble or anything, but I was winding them up. So I sat one guy down, all serious and went "Is there anything you need to tell me" and he went really pale and went "is this because I took a p*** in the girl's toilets" :laugh Did the same with another girl and she just went "(Insert name) is a f****** bitch, she deserved to get slapped" Ahhh, good times

You've obviously got a bunch of idiots working then, ALWAYS observe ignorance in these types of situations.

 

[Highlander999]

LOL, you moan about targets think the poor targets that have been dumped on the managers lol. I need to try and make ?30K by Sunday 4pm. Odds of it happening.........0

 

[Simbazz]

Look who's in charge of them though...

Haha, hit the nail on the head there!

 

[Highlander999]

Jealousy....

 

[themuel1]

LOL, you moan about targets think the poor targets that have been dumped on the managers lol. I need to try and make ?30K by Sunday 4pm. Odds of it happening.........0

Mine aren't company profit based. They make enough of that already...

 

[Sureshot]

LOL, you moan about targets think the poor targets that have been dumped on the managers lol. I need to try and make ?30K by Sunday 4pm. Odds of it happening.........0

That's a lot of shoes.

 

[jkartik]

my idea for a great dinner would be :

first, a couple of beers and cigarettes(with friends of course, i can never drink alone ). get a little intoxicated.then start blabbering all kinds of crap.

now, the meal. start off with a Reshmi Kebab. then, Butter Chicken with
Butter Naan and Pulav. Dessert would be Malai Kulfi and finishing it off with
a nice Magai Paan and the final smoke after a great dinner.