Random Thoughts

[Mod Police]

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Oh hang on.....

 

[Dutch]

[HASHTAG]#notocricketleaguestrending[/HASHTAG]

Oh hang on.....

Mod police will you ever think about going on that date with me? Just as friends, you know, few beers, game of pool, beat some poor feckers up outside a nightclub, ruin our careers and the chances of our teammates?

 

[Mod Police]

Mod police will you ever think about going on that date with me? Just as friends, you know, few beers, game of pool, beat some poor feckers up outside a nightclub, ruin our careers and the chances of our teammates?

Better still you can join me on my next night shift here. Oh sorry that’s what you are describing above, dur! Ok, I must have full use/control over the handcuffs though, but you can handle the baton.....

 

[El Loco]

Better still you can join me on my next night shift here. Oh sorry that’s what you are describing above, dur! Ok, I must have full use/control over the handcuffs though, but you can handle the baton.....

Hahaha yeah I bet you love other guys handling your baton

 

[Mod Police]

Hahaha yeah I bet you love other guys handling your baton

It’s black, a foot long, extendable up to three foot. You certainly need experience to wield it......

 

[Deleted member 46200]

It’s black, a foot long, extendable up to three foot. You certainly need experience to wield it......

Pleas... Tell me more x x x x

 

[Dutch]

It’s black, a foot long, extendable up to three foot. You certainly need experience to wield it......

Reminds me of the great Joke; its brown and sticky....a stick. The simple ones are the best.

 

[PrincessJade]

It’s black, a foot long, extendable up to three foot. You certainly need experience to wield it......

I joined this conversation at the right time it seems. x

 

[Deleted member 46200]

I joined this conversation at the right time it seems. x

Not really because it doesn't vibrate... ?

 

[PrincessJade]

Not really because it doesn't vibrate... ?

Pffffft. That’s no 3ft length I want any part of. x

 

[Deleted member 46200]

Pffffft. That’s no 3ft length I want any part of. x

It's too small only twelve inches... ![DOUBLEPOST=1515972545][/DOUBLEPOST]

Pffffft. That’s no 3ft length I want any part of. x

It might be fatter than the usual...

 

[PrincessJade]

It's too small only twelve inches... ![DOUBLEPOST=1515972545][/DOUBLEPOST]
It might be fatter than the usual...

Think I will give it a miss. x

 

[El Loco]

Pleas... Tell me more x x x x

I joined this conversation at the right time it seems. x

Well, looks like I've inadvertently gone from being Mod Police's arch nemesis to become his wingman

 

[Deleted member 46200]

Well, looks like I've inadvertently gone from Mod Police's arch nemesis to being his wingman

As long as he can back up his claims x [DOUBLEPOST=1515972817][/DOUBLEPOST]

Think I will give it a miss. x

Leave the older ones to me Jade x x x x x

 

[PrincessJade]

As long as he can back up his claimsx

If it’s 12” long and quite thick. It will need a whole pot of lube. Not that 12” would................I will stop now. x