Funniest thing happened on the train today.
A big Maori lady started going crazy, because they shut the door on her.
She had a crutch so banged it on the door, and when they opened it she just shouted out something like flingen inpatient bastards, I'll put a bullet to their head.
Then when the ticket person came into out carriage, she just screamed out fling.
When the lady ticket person approached her to get her to pay, she just started started swearing, and dropping all these racist jokes on the ticket person. (Who was from overseas, I won't say exactly where though)
The lady ticket person went and got a male one, and she started saying stuff like I'll fling you up etc.
Then he said you have to get off at the next stop, and she started going even crazier.
Then when they kicked her off the train, you could see her at the stop as he left whacking her crutch against the shelter.
Me and my mate, as well as this guy next to us were all just trying to hold in cracking up, as she seemed like she was seriously ready to fearsome tweak someone up.
You had to be there, was so funny.
My sister and her friend were extremely happy after that lol
