Rocking Poems Thread + Funny Question (20/12/10)

[Varun]

Yes but there was no there

Sarcasms without are common. Especially in threads like this.

 

[sami ullah khan]

Yeah I guess so

 

[Dutch]

Whilst surfing the internet today
I came across a thread, a bit gay
It was full of nice rhymes
And reminded me of the times
That I lit my own head, just for play

Ah, the joys of poems are many
But rhymes can come at two a penny
My advice is my dear
If you dont want to sound queer
Is to not really bother doing any!

Now some might wish to report me
for being homophobic, (allegedly)
Well I don't give a toss
And am frankly at a loss
And anyway Bob just got home so I will have to finsish this after I have done ironing his shirts.

 

[AbhishekS]

Yes but there was no there

Sometimes some things are very obvious

 

[Zayed Cricket]

Another Poem from internet....

Birdy Birdy,
In the sky,
What you doing in my eye,
It tastes like sugar,
It feels Like soup,
Oh My God,
Its birdy poop

 

[Varun]

What you doing in my eye,
It tastes like sugar,

If it's doing it in his eye, how can he know its taste?

 

[Themer]

Birdy Birdy,
In the sky,
What you doing in my eye,
It tastes like sugar,
It feels Like soup,
Oh My God,
Its birdy poop

This is so awesome.

 

[Dutch]

Well there is no doubting who will be the coming years National Poet!

Tell it from the street, Bro', tell it like it is, on the street man, on the street!

Tell them people with the white collars what we think of that there Birdy Poop.

Tell it man, scream it man, they better be goddamn mother-f-ing listening to us at the G20 'cos we got the man with the words.

Tell 'em man, tell 'em!

We don't want none of their soup no more! No, not in the eye! Not nowhere man, not nowhere! No man!

Whoa, the rhythm of the street is aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

 

[shravi]

Another Poem from internet....

Birdy Birdy,
In the sky,
What you doing in my eye,
It tastes like sugar,
It feels Like soup,
Oh My God,
Its birdy poop

You blow my mind.

Please keep them coming!

 

[pcfan123]

Who knew bird feces would taste like sugar? You learn something new from Zayed everyday.

 

[sohum]

Nice limericks.

 

[Zayed Cricket]

thanks coming more to your way

Full Form of friends

F"ree from all formalties
"RI"ght to say anything
"E"ither good or bad
"N"o sorry no thanks
"D"ear just as YOU

Tommy Wants A Baby Brother

Tommy - I want a baby brother .
Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it .
Tommy - why dont you give him a surprise ?

 

[Zayed Cricket]

Ok guys i am gonna ask you one question just for fun...Lets see how many could answer..

Rules: Checking the Answer From internet in prohibited just guess..
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
Ans:?

 

[Varun]

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
Ans:?

Cow.

 

[AbhishekS]

This one is very old, its called "Milkshake"