Rocking Poems Thread + Funny Question (20/12/10)

[Zayed Cricket]

Guys did you enjoy reading the interview as well as todays poem if you didnt browse page no.7 or pg.6 to have fun..

Q:-Which vegetable do you get when a king kong walks through your garden

 

[RPHKR]

Where do all the teachers go?

Where do all the teachers go
When its four o?clock?
Do they live in houses
And do they wash their socks?

Do they wear pajamas?
And do they watch TV?
And do they pick their noses
The same as you and me?

Do they live with other people
Have they mums and dads?
And were they ever children
And were they ever bad?

Did they ever, never spell right
Did they ever make mistakes?
Were they punished in the corner
If they pinched the chocolate flakes?

Did they ever lose their hymn books
Did they ever leave their greens?
Did they ever scribble on the desktop
Did they wear old dirty jeans?

I?ll follow one back home today
I?ll find out what they do
Then I?ll put it in a poem
That they can read to you.

 

[Zayed Cricket]

I request you to stop now please i beg you dont post more........
I hate long poems
Even i wrote short and a bit of funny poems

Dont post nothing

This thread is going well dont want to destroy it with too long poems..

 

[RPHKR]

A:- Squash

 

[Zayed Cricket]

A:- Squash

i have doubt on you .. i think you are browsing the answer from internet sure..

otherwise just posted the question like 1 minute ago and you gave the answer the second minute

 

[Themer]

i have doubt on you .. i think you are browsing the answer from internet sure..

RPHKR stop being so naughty. You're ruining the quizzes for everyone else.

 

[RPHKR]

No I dont browse internet for easy question. These jokes are already known by me.
This is just a thread in a forum . You are asking questions if i answer wrong, It doesn't make me a huge loss. I donot browse internet for these type of questions like great twats.

 

[Zayed Cricket]

No I dont browse internet for easy question. These jokes are already known by me.
This is just a thread in a forum . You are asking questions if i answer wrong, It doesn't make me a huge loss. I donot browse internet for these type of questions like great twats.

k its ok

 

[RPHKR]

I doesnot have a habit of opening multiple tabs also.

RPHKR added 3 Minutes and 51 Seconds later...

Be cool guys how to prove myself. Dont misunderstand me I know that joke before and I use my brain and not search by simply entering the question in search engine.

RPHKR added 6 Minutes and 58 Seconds later...

Any other question?
Please don't post easy questions and post masters of the toughest. Please Please

 

[Zayed Cricket]

Guys i have indexed my some of the only best works not all and i will index best works in future too

 

[RPHKR]

ok zayad now any?

 

[Zayed Cricket]

Please be patient. patient fruit is sweet..

 

[RPHKR]

ok ok patient patient

RPHKR added 0 Minutes and 24 Seconds later...

toughest question please

 

[Zayed Cricket]

Q:-What do monsters make with cars?

 

[RPHKR]

drive it

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smash it?