Rocking Poems Thread + Funny Question (20/12/10)

[Zayed Cricket]

Todays joke:-

Little Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Little Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

Friends Should Be Like This:-

There Were two best friends
Both of them liked eachother
Once when they went to the beach
His friend Slapped Him
The other friend who got slapped wrote on the sand "Today my best friend beat me"
Then they both quietly went
Then his best friend who got slapped was trapped by the water and was going to drown
The other friend ran and saved his life
Then the friend who got saved wrote on the rock "Today my best friend saved my life"
Then the other friend who saved his life asked him.why did you write "Today my friend slapped me" on sand and "Today my friend saved my life" on rock
He replied Because in sand the words will be rubbed by air.but on rock it can never be rubbed.


Todays Poem:-

You're a true friend,
that I want you to know,
Our love for each other
has helped us to grow.
We've been through some tough times,
but we've made it through,
The only one I ever trusted was you.

Todays Question:-

Rules:-Browsing the answer from internet is prohibited,just guess.

Q:-Fathers child , Mothers Child , But not a son. Who is it?
A:-Daughter (given by akshay)

 

[AkshayS]

Daughter.

 

[Zayed Cricket]

Daughter.

yup. todays answers correct.2nd reputation for you akshay.

Guys should i give one more question or should i give it tomorrow.

 

[RPHKR]

Please give question now Zayed.

 

[Zayed Cricket]

One more joke in a very good way:-

Inzis Wife pregnent second time

Tony Greig: So Inzi, that's fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time and you must be happy!

Inzamam: All credit goes to the boys. Everyone worked hard for it, especially Afridi. It was tight situation when he went in. Also Bob Woolmer was keeping close watch on progress and giving instructions. It's all team effort. We all will work together as a team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time and will be able to REPEAT the same result.

Read this and tell me how much do you feel funny...


Zayed Cricket added 6 Minutes and 52 Seconds later...

 

[RPHKR]

Funny but A grade joke question please.

RPHKR added 0 Minutes and 52 Seconds later...

but really made me laugh

 

[Zayed Cricket]

Funny but A grade joke question please.

you want another question?

 

[RPHKR]

oh sorry sorry i didn't see the question and i'll try to answer

 

[Zayed Cricket]

oh sorry sorry i didn't see the question and i'll try to answer

i didnt like it so iam going to change it just thinking 2 minutes please

 

[RPHKR]

Monster like to do with cars right??


Drive it or smash it

RPHKR added 1 Minutes and 7 Seconds later...

Why wouldn't the ghost or a giant cross the road?

 

[Meet]

Its great to see RPHKR back!

 

[Zayed Cricket]

Monster like to do with cars right??


Drive it or smash it

I have changed the question so heres it:-

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?

 

[RPHKR]

Thanx meet

RPHKR added 0 Minutes and 34 Seconds later...

grass

 

[Zayed Cricket]

Thanx meet

RPHKR added 0 Minutes and 34 Seconds later...

grass

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Question changed try to answer the one given above

 

[AkshayS]

Where did that RPHKR guy go. He was bundles of fun as well. I miss him

See the result of this post.