Rocking Poems Thread + Funny Question (20/12/10)

[mattfb]

I'd like to read a newsletter of yours. Do you have a TV show?

 

[ZoraxDoom]

*sigh*

How long till he catches on?

 

[Zayed Cricket]

Common guys start answering the question given!!!

Be sure if you give a answer it should be like an eg:- given below

A:------------

 

[Varun]

Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?
A.?

Dark matter.

 

[Zayed Cricket]

Exclusive Interview With Inzamam-ul-haq.

Rameez: So Inzy, disappointed with your performance today?
Inzy: Bismilla-e-rehman-e-rahim. Thank you allah.ya the indian batsman is play very good today. we is try very hard but is not win the game.

Rameez: Any words for Dhoni?
Inzy: Ya dhoni is play very well. He is hit his shot very hard in our gaps. In start, we is protect our gaps very well. the grass is also thick.. but dhoni is split our gaps with his bat.

Rameez: Another ordinary bowling performance?
Inzy: Ya our balls is loose. the bowler is went for many run. Asif is bowled well. Also, after some shots the ball is out of shape. umpire is not give another ball.. it is tough to play with one ball

Rameez: Dropped catches.. did that prove costly?
Inzy: ya the ball is not stick to our hands. we is practice a lot sticking our bat in our hands.. but now we is more practice sticking balls in our hands.

Rameez: Any plans for the next match?
Inzy: ya India is on top but we is try to bounce on our back. Insha allah we is play better.

Rameez: All the best Inzy
Inzy: Thank is you
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Answer of Varun is wrong..

 

[Themer]

Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?
A.?

John Travolta's Wig?

 

[Varun]

Answer of Varun is wrong..

How? Man can't see dark matter but giant telescopes (Hubble etc.) have proved that it exists. Plus it is obvious that it new dark matter keeps on getting formed, so in that way "it never was, but always will be".

 

[Zayed Cricket]

How? Man can't see dark matter but giant telescopes (Hubble etc.) have proved that it exists. Plus it is obvious that it new dark matter keeps on getting formed, so in that way "it never was, but always will be".

Yup but your answer is wrong and themers too..

OK for your easiness ill give a clue..

Clue:-you see it everyday in your life..

 

[Varun]

Clue:-you see it everyday in your life..

But then how no man can't see it? By man, do you mean Chuck Norris? cause he is the greatest of all...

 

[Zayed Cricket]

But then how no man can't see it? By man, do you mean Chuck Norris? cause he is the greatest of all...

That is the riddle man a serious tough one you see it but you see it everyday in your life its not a person,not a thing,not a animal,no personalities etc etc..

 

[Varun]

Someone could amend for my poor sense of humour?

 

[Themer]

Clue:-you see it everyday in your life..

Dogs?

 

[Zayed Cricket]

Dogs?

its no animal..no thing....no personalities etc etc

 

[Themer]

Cats?

 

[ste_mc_efc]

air.