I'm pretty sure I've said it before, but bushy, you are brilliant. Within three hours, you have been labelled unstable, hilariously stupid, someone who should hang out with Bill Lawry, attention seeking, and compared to fanatical Indians. You even got a compliment, that your idea had merit, which isn't really your aim but an interesting result anyway.
I don't expect you to admit to doing this all deliberately, but I'm just letting you know there are people around that laugh with you rather than at you. You can wind people up better than anyone I've seen on a forum.