Some Incredibly stupid Jokes!

[Mikeyw12345]

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Gorrila.
Gorrila Who?
Gorrila sausage!

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-one-shoe!

Who started as a poor black boy and turned into rich white woman?
Michael Jackson!

 

[ZoraxDoom]

What is similar between shredded cheese and an Air Vent?





They both are 'Grate'

 

[embi]

Zorax that was just awful man... Not even Duff could do one as bad as that...

 

[Mikeyw12345]

What is similar between shredded cheese and an Air Vent?





They both are 'Grate'

That is pretty bad almost as bad as my gorilla one!

 

[nightprowler10]

We should do a battle of the worst joke ever told

 

[ZoraxDoom]

I'm sure I'd win that, despite competition from Duff. But then again, he is about as tough as hair

Get it? 'Tuft of hair' 'Tough of Hair' ?


Bring it on!!

 

[viral1991]

I'm sure I'd win that, despite competition from Duff. But then again, he is about as tough as hair

Get it? 'Tuft of hair' 'Tough of Hair' ?


Bring it on!!

On? I would prefer to throw it off!

 

[kuttakumar]

Where does a vampire store his money?

In the blood bank.

 

[embi]

That one actually makes sense. Zoras... *shakes head*

 

[sid_19840]

Here's a stupid one from me.

Q>Which goalkeeper makes you laugh all the time you see him?

A> Hilario.

 

[gaurav_indian]

Who is the best bowler and batsman in the world?
Ans:- Bowler :- Rahul Dravid
Batsman :- G.Mcgrath

 

[langerrox]

We should do a battle of the worst joke ever told

ahh.. tough crowd

 

[moza1]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Wheres my tractor.


I know most people have heard that one but its just so lame and its awesome.

 

[evertonfan]

Why was the policeman buried behind the hill?


Because he was dead.

What has two legs and bleeds excessivley?

Half of a dog.

 

[embi]

What did evertonfan say when he bowled embi with a yorker?


Are pigs flying... Damn, its a noball!!