Whats pink and fluffy?
pink fluff
Whats blue and fluffy?
pink fluff in disguise
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Why Did the Koala fall out of the tree?
it was dead
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
it was asleep
why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
he thought the other two were playing a game
why did the kangaroo die?
he got hit on the head by three koalas
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How do you get an elephant in the fridge?
take all the stuff out and put the elephant in
How do you get a giraffe in the fridge?
take the elephant out and put the giraffe in