Some Incredibly stupid Jokes!

[Adarsh]

Why did the lion get lost in the jungle?
A: The jungle is very big.

 

[Karachi Xpress]

Lol...Nice one adarsh in an incrdibly stupid way

 

[Will_NA]

Why is Alicia Keys's last name 'Keys'?

Because her mum was called door

Who made my toy?

The toymaker

Who's the prettiest girl in the world?

Penelopretty

 

[FreezerBurn]

a baby seal walks into a club...

Steve Irwin walks into a barb...
^^sounds better when you say it out loud, not written...

 

[siddharth2002]

Whats pink and fluffy?

pink fluff

Whats blue and fluffy?

pink fluff in disguise

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Why Did the Koala fall out of the tree?

it was dead

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?

it was asleep

why did the third koala fall out of the tree?

he thought the other two were playing a game

why did the kangaroo die?

he got hit on the head by three koalas

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge?

take all the stuff out and put the elephant in

How do you get a giraffe in the fridge?

take the elephant out and put the giraffe in

These actually made me laugh :laugh.

 

[nightprowler10]

What did God say to the man on the moon?

Kneel Armstrong

 

[Jaztheman]

Q)What do a ice-cream and Michael Jackson have in common?

A)If you put them both on a radiater they would both melt.

Rubbish i know

 

[Will_NA]

What do Michael Jackson and Mr. Potato have in common?

They both have detachable noses.

 

[Punk_Sk8r]

Thats not stupid thats good

What do you call a mouse with gear on?

Ian Bell.........so lame....

 

[Will_NA]

Lay off the Sherminator!

What do you call a dog with loads of money?

Paris Hilton.

Why did the umpire say 'bye'?

Because his friend was leaving

 

[smiffy92]

theres a new plastic michael jackson doll

just like the real thing

 

[Will_NA]

What's more dangerous than visiting Michael Jackson's house?

Staying overnight

What's more dangerous than visiting Michael Jackson's house?

Staying overnight

 

[ZoraxDoom]

What's 1+1?
11

 

[viral1991]

How about this :

Why is the World Cup so important?

Because you can drink more tea from this cup!


A classic stupid joke!

 

[surendar]

A classic stupid joke!

Seriously Yes :cool:

What's 1+1?
11

Interesting logic