Some Incredibly stupid Jokes!
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I told the 'A man walks into a bar' one here before in this forum!
And the first is just an alteration to one posted earlier here.
Now this is a good (Bad) one:
Two me are walking through a park. Then they are nearly run over by a bus. They run and run till they find a house. The break down the door and hide, but then they realise that the house is occupied. By Bears. Disbelievingly, they run for their lives, only to find themselves at a brick wall. Dead end. They turn around, and the mad bus and the bears are at their heels. They climb the wall, and jup over, only to fall into a large pit.
They are engulfed in darkness, and suddenly Tom hears his friend screen in agony. he turns around, squinting in the dark, and sees his friend dead. Something had rippd off his head. It becomes brighter, and on the wall in front of him, it says, turn around.
He turns around, and sees...
Nothing, as whatever it was killed him in a flash
And the first is just an alteration to one posted earlier here.
Now this is a good (Bad) one:
Two me are walking through a park. Then they are nearly run over by a bus. They run and run till they find a house. The break down the door and hide, but then they realise that the house is occupied. By Bears. Disbelievingly, they run for their lives, only to find themselves at a brick wall. Dead end. They turn around, and the mad bus and the bears are at their heels. They climb the wall, and jup over, only to fall into a large pit.
They are engulfed in darkness, and suddenly Tom hears his friend screen in agony. he turns around, squinting in the dark, and sees his friend dead. Something had rippd off his head. It becomes brighter, and on the wall in front of him, it says, turn around.
He turns around, and sees...
Nothing, as whatever it was killed him in a flash
plympilgrim
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what do u call a polish person who got stuck in a jet-ski?
igot stuckinajetski
igot stuckinajetski
BigCrickNan
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What a call a russion bloke with 3 balls whodya nickabollockov
Cowburn199
International Coach
Haha! My dad told me that ages ago, good jokeDrewska said:
plympilgrim
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what do pirates say when they hurt themselves?
AARGH!!
where do pirates go to drink?
the BAARGH
What do pirates drive?
a ship
Also, why do u say once a pirate always a pirate?
Because once you lose a hand your hooked
AARGH!!
where do pirates go to drink?
the BAARGH
What do pirates drive?
a ship
Also, why do u say once a pirate always a pirate?
Because once you lose a hand your hooked
Left_Hander
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Ok this is bad 
Q: What do Playstations and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both get 'turned on' by little children
Now THAT was bad
Q: What do Playstations and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both get 'turned on' by little children
Now THAT was bad
GrayNicolls
School Cricketer
HA! Nice one Left Hander. A bit dodgy, though.
afreedee
Club Cricketer
hee hee
heres on of my awful ones
whats the difference between socks and cameras?
a sock takes five toes and cameras take photos (four toes - get it!!!!)
its rubbish i know... :crying
heres on of my awful ones
whats the difference between socks and cameras?
a sock takes five toes and cameras take photos (four toes - get it!!!!)
its rubbish i know... :crying
FreezerBurn
School Cricketer
Whats pink and fluffy?
pink fluff
Whats blue and fluffy?
pink fluff in disguise
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Why Did the Koala fall out of the tree?
it was dead
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
it was asleep
why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
he thought the other two were playing a game
why did the kangaroo die?
he got hit on the head by three koalas
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How do you get an elephant in the fridge?
take all the stuff out and put the elephant in
How do you get a giraffe in the fridge?
take the elephant out and put the giraffe in
pink fluff
Whats blue and fluffy?
pink fluff in disguise
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Why Did the Koala fall out of the tree?
it was dead
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
it was asleep
why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
he thought the other two were playing a game
why did the kangaroo die?
he got hit on the head by three koalas
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How do you get an elephant in the fridge?
take all the stuff out and put the elephant in
How do you get a giraffe in the fridge?
take the elephant out and put the giraffe in
