viral1991
International Cricketer
surendar said:
Thanks! Because in this thread, its the most stupid jokes that are the best!
Some Incredibly stupid Jokes!
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Thanks! Because in this thread, its the most stupid jokes that are the best!
afreedee
Club Cricketer
ZoraxDoom said:What's 1+1?
11
now that one is stupid!
viral1991
International Cricketer
ZoraxDoom said:What's 1+1?
11
How about this for the most original joke :
2+2=22!
afreedee
Club Cricketer
how long is it going to take until someone posts 3+3=33?
viral1991
International Cricketer
ZoraxDoom said:
Wow! Thats great!
Will_NA said:
Thats an outstandingly realistic joke! :cool:
puddleduck
Chairman of Selectors
I can't believe noones used the old classic
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor?
Doctor Who?
You just said it
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor?
Doctor Who?
You just said it
I am about to tell use all some stupid jokes that a kid at my school says.
Q. What do you call a Lebonese who thinks their hot?
A. As If.
I don't no of any of use will get this buy i do.
Q.What did Bill Clinton say to George Bush during Hurricane Katrina in 2005.
A. Blow Me.
Q. What do you call a Lebonese who thinks their hot?
A. As If.
I don't no of any of use will get this buy i do.
Q.What did Bill Clinton say to George Bush during Hurricane Katrina in 2005.
A. Blow Me.
Will_NA
Chairman of Selectors
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Q) How does a fat woman know when she's pregnant?
A) When she feels the need to only eat for TWO.
(if anyone gets that joke, i'll rep them)
Q) How does a fat woman know when she's pregnant?
A) When her belly gets big.
Q) How does a fat woman know when she's pregnant?
A) When people no longer find her attractive.
Q) How does an Irish woman know when she's pregnant?
A) If she takes a pregnancy test and it comes out positive.
A) When she feels the need to only eat for TWO.
(if anyone gets that joke, i'll rep them)
Q) How does a fat woman know when she's pregnant?
A) When her belly gets big.
Q) How does a fat woman know when she's pregnant?
A) When people no longer find her attractive.
Q) How does an Irish woman know when she's pregnant?
A) If she takes a pregnancy test and it comes out positive.
Dogslipstick
School Cricketer
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he he he he
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Whats brown and sticky?
a twig.
What dya call a man with no arms or legs trying to swim?
Bob
2 fish in a tank, one says to the other. "how do you drive this thing?"
2 birds sat on a perch, one says to the other "can you smell fish?"
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot.
Whats brown and sticky?
a twig.
What dya call a man with no arms or legs trying to swim?
Bob
2 fish in a tank, one says to the other. "how do you drive this thing?"
2 birds sat on a perch, one says to the other "can you smell fish?"
travder92
Club Captain
- Joined
- Aug 25, 2006
- Location
- Brisbane, Australia
- Online Cricket Games Owned
- Don Bradman Cricket 14 - Steam PC
A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"
She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"
He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"
She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"
He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"
