Coming soon...
'Stevo goes to the toilet'. It will contain, pictures, animations, wagon wheel graphs to indicate what part of the toilet bowl i hit. pee rate, required pee rate
And the latest cutting edge technology is being revealed like none other. I introduce to PlanetCricket "Floppo and stinko" - alot like snicko, but floppo will measure the intensity of "the splash" whilst stinko will give you live feedback of the smell.
And also "hot spot"- you can figure that one out for yourself.
Now THAT is a build up.