[Team Thread] The Stump Smashers - Season 2010

Zorax, Kshitiz wants you. Do you want to head over to the Bandits if he gives me a good enough offer (The only offer I'm taking is MattW, and it'll be a no go if you say you wanna stay here). I mean, I'd love to have you here.
 
Bandits....what an awful name.

Kshitiz will need to do a good job convincing me, seeing as how the Lunar Sharks want me too and I'm already here...;)
 
Bandits....what an awful name.

Kshitiz will need to do a good job convincing me, seeing as how the Lunar Sharks want me too and I'm already here...;)

Oh please don't go, please don't go. What will we do without you!:p
 
Bandits....what an awful name.

Kshitiz will need to do a good job convincing me, seeing as how the Lunar Sharks want me too and I'm already here...;)

I feel so powerful having a much wanted player, I'll probably end up keeping you to be honest Zorax, you come in useful once or twice a century.
 
I remember scoring a few centuries in the old PCCL with a few five-wicket hauls as well.


If I stay, I have some demands. We need a Yatch, I attend practice sessions only when I want to, I get an expense account with no strings attached and no questions asked. I may disappear for a few weeks, you will not put any effort into looking for me and under interrogation you will claim to have no idea who I am. I need a butler, a karaoke system in the changing rooms (I like to sing before a match) and I will not be obliged to attend team meetings at any times. I'll often be busy with some of my associates during the breaks.

During the match itself, I only bowl when I feel like it. And when I ask for the ball, you better give it to me. I field at slip, no exceptions. And I bat late in the innings, but in some games I'll want to open. We will also play a Reversed Lineup on atleast 5 occasions over the course of the season.
 
What makes you think I still want you Zorax? And what on Earth are you doing up at this time in the morning (UAE time)

EDIT - Sorry the first part of that sounds a little wrong...
 
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Actually Zorax, if you're not a Pure or you ARE a spinner...then I'm not really interested. Full of all rounders and spinners at the mo!
 
Zorax, I cannot meet those terms fully, but what I will offer is,

Fresh Orange juice both at training and during matches.
The best looking cheer leaders
And finally, you own office, which seats atleast 30 people inside, and has double locks on the door.
 
You're here. I put my name down for this team but didn't get picked :(

Chewie added 0 Minutes and 25 Seconds later...

fourth person to state their interest too...
 

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