Will sex before matches help Smashers?

[treva]

Breaking News

Photos have been leaked by an anonymous source showing AngryPixels brief career in the gay porn industry.

How this will affect his spot in the team is unknown, with most team mates supporting Pixel and encouraging him to come out of the closet.

Fast bowler Marky Mark was sad that Pixel was not able to come out on his own terms but glad that the ordeal is over. "Hopefully now he can stop living the lie of being a straight man, its tough for gay people today, especially professional athletes."

In a related story, Pixel will require a separate dressing room for the entire season.

"its cool that he is gay and all, but this is a dressing room, not a flinging show room" said one teammate anonymously.

:laugh

Best article thus far.

 

[AngryPixel]

Yeah yours was fine and funny, but the amount of time Pixel has done it just makes him seem seriously sexually repressed.

Thread's name was "Will sex before matches help smasher", What did you expect from such a thread? Poms singing love songs and spreading the peace:sarcasm

 

[treva]

AngryPixel, chill mate. He never personally attacked you, it was light hearted banter. You went over the top. Don't start telling mods to fling off, otherwise you'll be heading for a life long ban.

 

[Ollie_H]

Don't start anything if you can't take it mark. When you do its tongue in a cheek when someone else does it it is lame and laking originality. I'm sorry, i'm not an expert at homosexual jokes which seems to be your second nature

fling you Ollie. This thread was supposed to be funny until mark attacked me personally. Who are you, his bf.

Woah woah woah, chill out. Yeah it was funny, untill you got involved. I don't expect to be reading 'as he jerked off in the shower' in a cricsim forum. That's just plain wrong. Mark's comment was funny because it didn't contain all of the sexual stuff yours did, and didn't cross the line, you flew over it!

Ollie_H added 0 Minutes and 43 Seconds later...

AngryPixel, chill mate. He never personally attacked you, it was light hearted banter. You went over the top. Don't start telling mods to fling off, otherwise you'll be headinf for a life long ban.

Which he should have anyway .

 

[AngryPixel]

What did he expected from such a thread?? Name was enough to suggest whats inside. It was a moronic comment on his part. Had the thread been about education and i started sex sex sex , Then his comment would have been justified absolutely.

AngryPixel added 1 Minutes and 57 Seconds later...

Woah woah woah, chill out. Yeah it was funny, untill you got involved. I don't expect to be reading 'as he jerked off in the shower' in a cricsim forum. That's just plain wrong. Mark's comment was funny because it didn't contain all of the sexual stuff yours did, and didn't cross the line, you flew over it!

Hes should have used the pic of some cool looking gay .
That one was horrific, that was my problem

 

[Ollie_H]

What did he expected from such a thread?? Name was enough to suggest whats inside. It was a moronic comment on his part. Had the thread been about education and i started sex sex sex , Then his comment would have been justified absolutely.

This isn't some porn forum, where we need pictures of men getting off in the shower. If you had just left it at the first post it woulda been fine. But you stepped way over the line, and please don't call me a moron.

Ollie_H added 1 Minutes and 3 Seconds later...

Hes should have used the pic of some cool looking gay .
That one was horrific, that was my problem

Okay lets have a little scale here, going from what you posted in response to Mark, and what he posted.

Your post >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mark's Post.

 

[AngryPixel]

horrific was the pic not the post

AngryPixel added 1 Minutes and 15 Seconds later...

That could be someone just taking a shower. Its just the perception. My post made it look like a man wanking off.

 

[treva]

I've just read your article and it is absolutely shocking. This is a forum for all ages and you cannot go around saying 'as he jerked off in the shower', no matter what the thread is about. It's even worse when you are aiming the comment at someone else from the forum.

Mate, you can't defend yourself. You've crossed the line and you should face the consequences. Disgraceful.

 

[Dutch]

@ AP

Oh dear, oh dear.....

 

[Ollie_H]

wow wow wow, I feel sorry for you. I'm not sure in what sort of world you think posting anything like that can be acceptable on a PG forum.

 

[Dutch]

horrific was the pic not the post

AngryPixel added 1 Minutes and 15 Seconds later...

That could be someone just taking a shower. Its just the perception. My post made it look like a man wanking off.

Oh dear oh dear....

 

[AngryPixel]

What happened when he aimed the Gay comment at me?? Then it wasn't disgraceful.

 

[treva]

There is a difference between jokingly saying someone is gay and saying someone rubbed one out in the shower. A very big difference.

 

[Ollie_H]

Not very much, that was fine. He didn't go round talking about 'jerking off in the shower' or 'liking the smell of little boys underwear'. He stayed within the sexual connotation levels of a PG forum.

 

[AngryPixel]

I never suggesting little boys. I said team laundry and then said boys underwear. Now you are behaving like Indian media, blowing things out of proportions.

AngryPixel added 1 Minutes and 7 Seconds later...

@Ollie can you please provide me sexual connotations level handbook of planetcricket? I would love to follow it.