Will sex before matches help Smashers?

[AngryPixel]

I bet he would have had many before

 

[AngryPixel]

NC-17 News

Spoiler

"Barrow's Tactic's worked for me"- Shane Warne

Legendary Spinner Shane Warne has supported Barrow's controversial sex before match tactics after some semi-nude pictures of him surfaced the web. He admitted that some people might refrain from using such tactics but he would do anything to win matches for his country.

 

[AkshayS]

great stuff Angry Pixel, surely a great thread, Smashers are way too good.

 

[Haarithan]

Well how much ever sex you guys have with how much ever boys (), it is the wizards who are eventually the undisputed champions........:laugh

So why waste energy in this......?? :doh

 

[Bounce]

^It increases stamina.

 

[AngryPixel]

and Endurance too

AngryPixel added 0 Minutes and 59 Seconds later...

Well how much ever sex you guys have with how much ever boys (), it is the wizards who are eventually the undisputed champions........:laugh

So why waste energy in this......?? :doh

No doubts wizards are undisputed champions in having sex with boys

:laugh

 

[Biggy]

Whether your gay orgies work or not, we won't be trying it.

 

[AngryPixel]

I didn't said that. He himself said it biggy. Read his post...

 

[Haarithan]

Well i meant that we were going to be crowned champions in PCCL league .......

So how many boys have been laid by your guys so far ??

 

[AngryPixel]

Don't know 'bout others but if you keep up like this, soon you would be the first one

 

[Dutch]

Lets not let this one get out of hand guys (pardon the pun!) We do have very young members reading as well......keep it within respectability. Thanks!

 

[AngryPixel]

okay

 

[AngryPixel]

Dutch Protest Against Barrow​

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Huge protest by Child Welfare Activists of Netherlands against the Captain of Smashers. They demanded to tone down a little bit as there are a lot of children who follow the game and look up to him as an idol. They don't want him to give a wrong idea to their kids.

"He's flinging player, he should behave like one. Not like a pimp."- Said a angry protester "Dutchad .​

Meanwhile supporters of Smashers gathered in thousands outside team hotel which brought the economy of the small island in west indies to standstill.

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They said that they would support Sim always and the protesters are just jealous of Smashers success. Sim along with pranav and some other new youngster came out in the evening for a autograph event at their practice ground.

Stay tuned...

 

[pcfan123]

Breaking News

Photos have been leaked by an anonymous source showing AngryPixels brief career in the gay porn industry.

How this will affect his spot in the team is unknown, with most team mates supporting Pixel and encouraging him to come out of the closet.

Fast bowler Marky Mark was sad that Pixel was not able to come out on his own terms but glad that the ordeal is over. "Hopefully now he can stop living the lie of being a straight man, its tough for gay people today, especially professional athletes."

In a related story, Pixel will require a separate dressing room for the entire season.

"its cool that he is gay and all, but this is a dressing room, not a flinging show room" said one teammate anonymously.

 

[sohum]

:laugh

Good stuff, Mark.