I remember scoring a few centuries in the old PCCL with a few five-wicket hauls as well.
If I stay, I have some demands. We need a Yatch, I attend practice sessions only when I want to, I get an expense account with no strings attached and no questions asked. I may disappear for a few weeks, you will not put any effort into looking for me and under interrogation you will claim to have no idea who I am. I need a butler, a karaoke system in the changing rooms (I like to sing before a match) and I will not be obliged to attend team meetings at any times. I'll often be busy with some of my associates during the breaks.
During the match itself, I only bowl when I feel like it. And when I ask for the ball, you better give it to me. I field at slip, no exceptions. And I bat late in the innings, but in some games I'll want to open. We will also play a Reversed Lineup on atleast 5 occasions over the course of the season.