Star allrounder/match fixer Zorax Doom has announce he is overjoyed at Gilchrist leaving the team. His word were: "The pesky bugger and his dog keep interfering with my sabota...um...'preperations' before each game. Thank goodness he is leaving..oh, my mobile's ringing. I gotta get that", before he stormed out of the pavillion into a limo parked outside the ground.
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viral1991
International Cricketer
ZoraxDoom said:
Ha Ha! That was amazing! Star match fixer, bugger, Ha Ha! :laugh :laugh :laugh :rtfl :rtfl
tassietiger
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ZoraxDoom said:
Zorax, honesty is one of the main values of the Downright Donkeys' Cricket Club, along with other values such as laziness, and tendencies to lose. We would appreciate you stop using that term, because whenever you lie, it makes you look dishonest, which reflects on the team, and makes them look dishonest. From now on, we would appreciate you changing:
"Star allrounder/match fixer Zorax Doom"
to
"match fixer Zorax Doom"
Otherwise it just looks unrealistic.
viral1991
International Cricketer
Ha Ha! Amazing, again! Everyone in this team has a great sense of humour. :laugh :rtfl
tassietiger said:
In this case, I request you stop pleading me to finally play properly before each match, saying that if we don't win you will get wedgied by the rest of the team. I mean, who begs a player to win them a game if they don't feel he is a star?
Oh, and since you said that I am dishonest, consider your 5% cut of the profits no more.
tassietiger
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You can take my cut of the profits, but aren't you forgetting who picks the teams?ZoraxDoom said:
Yep, our only quality.viral1991 said:
I have a few requests to make to Tassie:
Request 1:
I wish to open the batting in all our OD games. It is easier to please the bookies that way - I stall the runrate, and get out early leaving pressure on the rest of our team and handing the momentum to the opponents.
I don't mind opening in FC games either (Yes Tassie, you will get payed extra).
Request 2:
My bookie has brought up the good point that my medium-pacers are too accurate, and that the 'batsmen' in this league can't handle swing. Reducing the overs I bowl won't help, as there are too many fast bowlers anyways. So I request to become a Leg Spinner, for three easy reasons:
A) It is harder to control = more 4-balls = more runs for the opponent = less wins for us.
B) As a spinner, I can be bowled more as the rest of the 'Fast' bowlers get tired easy (Yes, there is more cash in it for you Tassie...)
C) I am slower than I would be with my medium pace, and since I spin the ball away from the stumps, I should get less batsmen out.
Here is hoping these requests are fulfilled. The cheque is in the mail.
Request 1:
I wish to open the batting in all our OD games. It is easier to please the bookies that way - I stall the runrate, and get out early leaving pressure on the rest of our team and handing the momentum to the opponents.
I don't mind opening in FC games either (Yes Tassie, you will get payed extra).
Request 2:
My bookie has brought up the good point that my medium-pacers are too accurate, and that the 'batsmen' in this league can't handle swing. Reducing the overs I bowl won't help, as there are too many fast bowlers anyways. So I request to become a Leg Spinner, for three easy reasons:
A) It is harder to control = more 4-balls = more runs for the opponent = less wins for us.
B) As a spinner, I can be bowled more as the rest of the 'Fast' bowlers get tired easy (Yes, there is more cash in it for you Tassie...)
C) I am slower than I would be with my medium pace, and since I spin the ball away from the stumps, I should get less batsmen out.
Here is hoping these requests are fulfilled. The cheque is in the mail.
madmick96
Club Cricketer
can i join? i posted my stats in the sign-ups thread
G
Gilchrist
Guest
Are you serious? 
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viral1991
International Cricketer
Gilchrist said:Are you serious?
Probably, he might be the one who would improve this team's fortune next season!
madmick96
Club Cricketer
so can i join?
G
Gilchrist
Guest
If you wish. I warned you though...
madmick96
Club Cricketer
hav u guyz won a game yet? if u did ill join if u didnt i still join my cricket team havent won a game yet, 0/4
