The Jokes Thread

[-D-S-B-]

Haha, some really good ones Meet!

 

[Biggy]

Meet! Where do you get your material? :laugh

 

[Chetan0304]

Haha, some really good ones Meet!

Some ?? they are all good! give meet a H&J champion tag!!!!

 

[Chewie]

Some jokes:
I know that you may have came across some of these jokes or you may not feel some of them funny,even than I am sharing some jokes with you.

Spoiler

Student:May I come in Sir?
Sir-Wait please!
Student-40 kg
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Santa:Those who will fulfill my wish,I will give them 1 lakh rupees.
Banta:What's your wish?
Santa-I want 2 lakh rupees
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3 Hard Facts of life:
(1)You can control your breath but not your death.
(2)You can control your friend but not girlfriend.
(3)You can control your emotions but not LOOSE MOTION.

 

[AkshayS]

I didn't like and that's all.

 

[Meet]

^You didn't like and thats nothing.

 

[blake]

I've been thinking for ages about how to throw a boomerang when suddenly it hit me

That's the first and possibly last joke I will ever make up again *runs*

 

[Themer]

Great jokes Meet especially the first one. Had me nearly rolling on the floor!

 

[Chewie]

I've been thinking for ages about how to throw a boomerang when suddenly it hit me

That's the first and possibly last joke I will ever make up again *runs*

LOL

I read it and forgot I was in the jokes thread so I started cracking up. Very nice one

 

[Prithvi]

A love story.
Situation: Engineering first year.
A guy was deeply in love with a girl. Once, he couldn't resist and said her what he had in his mind. She immediately slapped him.
After few days, she borrowed one of his text book and wrote that she even was loving him.
The guy never responds.

Why?? Checkout the moral below.








Moral: Engineering boys will not even touch the text books!
:laugh

 

[AkshayS]

Not a rofl but surely made me smile. Good stuff.

 

[Pranav]

A Greek and an Italian were sitting in a coffee shop one afternoon discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

 

[deathrevenge9]

LOL :laugh

 

[pcfan123]

The new George W Bush commerative coins have been issued, Everyone is calmoring to buy some as its common knowledge that coins are worth a lot more money when there is an obvious mistake on them

 

[Prithvi]

Universal Examinations 2010, official theme song.

Give me wisdom..
Give me power...
Give me reason....
Lets score higher....
See the Last bench Students...
Score the eighties....
Pertifies us...
Makes us feel sad....
In the exam.....
Heads are dipping....
every loser....
Tryin and peeping...
Humiliation, it surrounds us...
Scoring 50 is stupendous.....


Feeling for ever dumb....
Whom shall I copy from......

Lets weep in the 3 hr. stay.....
And together at the end of the day....
We all say......

When exams are over...
I'll feel stronger....
We'll call it freedom...
Just like a wavin flag...
and we never want it back...
we never want it back...
we never want it back...
we never want it back...!

:laugh:rtfl