Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before takeoff a fat, little Israeli guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the
Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I think I'll go up and get a coke. "
"No problem," said the Israeli. "I'll get it for you. " While he was gone, the Arab picked up the Israeli's shoe and spit in it. When the
Israeli returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good.
I think I'll have one too. "
Again, the Israeli obligingly went to fetch it, and while he is gone the Arab other picked up the other shoe and spit in it. The Israeli returned with the coke, and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to New York.
As the plane was landing the Israeli slipped his feet into his shoe s and knew immediately what had happened.
"How long must this go on? " he asked. "This enmity between our peoples. this hatred... this animosity... this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?
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Q: Are you a member of any organized political party?
A: No, I'm a republican
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An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a 10-litre bucket of manure in the other. The Indian says to the bartender, "Me want Lager! "The bartender says, "Sure, Chief, coming right up. " He then serves the Indian atall glass of Tennents Lager. The Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket, throws the manure into the air and blasts it with the shotgun. He then walks out. Five days later, the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and another bucket of manure in the other. He struts up to the bar and tells the bartender, "Me want beer! "The bartender says, "Whoa there Chief, we're still cleaning up from the last time you were here... What was that allabout, anyway? " he asked. The Indian explained, "Me training for job as government employee. Drink beer, shoot the ████, disappear for a few days, thencome back and see if somebody else has cleaned up the mess me left behind. "
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Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry,but I'm going to have to let one of you go. "Black Employee: "I'm a protected minority. "Female Employee: "And I'm a woman. "Oldest Employee: "Fire me, buster, and I'll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin. "... To which they all turn to look at the helpless young,white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds:"I think I might be gay... "
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Q. what did the sign on the whore house say?
A: Beat it we are closed