The Jokes Thread

[Afridi Akhtar]

A joke on Maths for you guys:-

You Suck Maths..You have so many problems that i cannot solve..."Maths",try to learn how to solve your problems,dont give all your problems to us..we already have much problems..

 

[Varun]

I don't know why but I hate these kind of jokes. Just so boring and obvious.

 

[AbhishekS]

And very old too.

 

[pcfan123]

No other place to post this, despite it being factual news.

former President HW Bush (older) was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom today, our highest civilian honor. He now joins the distinguished company of Blessed Mother Teresa, Nelson Mandela, Dr King, Rosalynn Carter, Anwar Sadat, John F Kennedy, Pope John Paul and a whole host of others.

I wish we would rescind some of them or at least stop handing them out like candy. I mean Tony Blair has one for God's sake. Even Cheney got one (but for his work as Secretary of Defense, not VP).

and the biggest joke, arguably the greatest President we've had or ever will have, Abe Lincoln does not have this honor. In fact none of our historic Presidents do which is such a pile of crap. Rescind Cheney's and give it to Honest Abe.

 

[sami ullah khan]

^ That just makes me sick.

 

[Themer]

This pregnant girl I know has made a separate facebook account just for her unborn child.

It's beginning to annoy me so much that I've decided to set up an account as a coat hanger, add the unborn child and poke them.

 

[pcfan123]

 

[Themer]

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

 

[pcfan123]

that reminds me of that Patton quote

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."

 

[Themer]

Continuing the theme:

"If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say."

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If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade.

 

[pcfan123]

"When I take action, I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive." GW Bush

 

[Themer]

If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. 'Wait a minute! I thought WE won! They'd probably feel really sad and let us off.

 

[pcfan123]

or at least understand why you lost so easily

 

[deathrevenge9]

Whats the difference between a Condom and Kamran Akmal?












A condom catches the drop and
Akmal drop the catches!

 

[Papa_Smurf]

How about some of those good old generic jokes? You know, the ones you can find at the back of those penguin bars. They're never funny, but you love to read them anyway

"Me and my wife were happy for 26 years. Then, we met each other".