The Jokes Thread

[Fenil]

Killing English by teachers:

1) "Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!"

2) "Both of you, stand together separately!!"

3) "You hang that calender or else I'll hang myself!!"

4) "Tomorrow call your parents, especially mother and father!!

5) "Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class!!

6) Teacher while punishing, "Boys, make a cock!!"

 

[Dr. Pepper]

I don't get it.

 

[Themer]

What isn't there to get?

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Are they meant to be common phrases? I've never heard anyone say any of those things.

 

[Themer]

My teachers use to say them all the time.

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Constantly.

 

[Biggy]

My teachers use to say them all the time.

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Constantly.

Your teachers used killing english? Mine too!

 

[Zidanes]

Add me also.

 

[Varun]

Are they meant to be common phrases? I've never heard anyone say any of those things.

Indian jokes. :/

Yeah, an enormous of teachers here have an erroneous grammar, but these sort of phrases are almost rare. But then, most of our jokes don't need to have any factual connection or even a point.

 

[Srivastava]

Bade(To Chhote) - Hey See My Room Isn't It Nice ???
Chhote - Yeah It's Nice.
Bade - Come In And Seen Then.
Chhote - No , I Can't Come.
Bade - Why ???
Chhote - If You Bring Peoples And Will Show This Room , It'll Transform To A Shop.
Bade - How Can My Room Transform ???
Chhote - If You Bring People And Will Show Your Room Then It Will Become A "SHOWROOM".

 

[Biggy]

Bade(To Chhote) - Hey See My Room Isn't It Nice ???
Chhote - Yeah It's Nice.
Bade - Come In And Seen Then.
Chhote - No , I Can't Come.
Bade - Why ???
Chhote - If You Bring Peoples And Will Show This Room , It'll Transform To A Shop.
Bade - How Can My Room Transform ???
Chhote - If You Bring People And Will Show Your Room Then It Will Become A "SHOWROOM".

Just wow.

 

[shravi]

Best. Joke. Ever.

 

[sami ullah khan]

This thread just got pwned by Srivastav.

 

[Srivastava]

Just wow.

Best. Joke. Ever.

Really My Joke Is The Best So Another One ===>

Chhote : Bade do you know who is the solid player in my team ???
Bade : Who is he?
Chhote : Dvd player...!!!

 

[thedon5]

Really My Joke Is The Best So Another One ===>

Chhote : Bade do you know who is the solid player in my team ???
Bade : Who is he?
Chhote : Dvd player...!!!

 

[Varun]

Chhote : Bade do you know who is the solid player in my team ???
Bade : Who is he?
Chhote : Dvd player...!!!

You made this on your own? Never seen a talent like ya.