The Jokes Thread

Is wittiest/funniest answer competition a good idea?


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They probably copy his jokes. He should file a copyright suit against them.
 
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Zardari: Very sorry to hear
about the bomb blast near
white house at this morning.

Obama: Nothing happened
here.

Zardari:Whats the time?

Obama:7 o'clock

Zardari: Sorry I"ll call u
later..
 
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Haarithan should post some jokes on his behalf. What say Haarithan? ;)
 
I had a teacher constantly making mistakes in her English. Like-
1.I'll throw the window out of you.

2.Form a straight circle.

Cant remember more.....
 
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner.

After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"

"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
 
Yo en'G'ineers I am singing song
sem song
fail song

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

rhythm correct

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

maintain this

white colour-u paper-u paper-u paper-u print-u black-u
eyes-u questions-u meet-u meet- u
my future dark

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

maama hall ticket eduthuko apdiye kaila bit eduthuko

pa pa paan pa pa paan pa pa paa pa pa paan
sariya vaasi
super maama ready

ready 1 2 3 4

whaa wat a change over maama
ok maama now tune change-u kaila book only english..

hand la book
book la notes
eyes-u full-aa tear-u
empty brain-u
exam u come-u
life reverse gear-u
maam-u maam-u
oh my maam-u you taught me sum-u
cow-u cow-u holy cow-u

is this in syllabus u
god i m dying now-u
invigilato r is happy

how-u this song for engineers- u
we dont have choice-u

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

fail song!
 

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