The Jokes Thread

[pcfan123]

Ever wonder what the feathers in an Indian's headdress stood for?

A female reporter, interviewing an American Indian Chief, asked
the significance of the varied number of feathers in Indian headdresses.

"Feathers show number of sexual partners," the chief replied.
Pointing to a nearby young brave, he continued, "Him? One woman, one
feather. Him?", pointing to a second, older man, "Three women, three
feathers."

The reporter looked at the Chief's headdress. "But you have so
many feathers!"

The Chief proudly slapped his chest. "Me Chief. Sleep with all
women. Big, small, fat, tall."

Horrified, the female reporter said, "You ought to be hung!"

The Chief said, "Damn right. Me hung big like buffalo, long like
snake."

The offended reporter said, "You don't have to be hostile!"

The Chief replied, "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any
style!"

The reporter cried, "Oh, dear!"

"No deer," said the Chief. "Ass too high, run too fast."

 

[Gurjot95]

Quick short joke.

Father : Son! why is your mother sitting so silent today?

Son: nothing Dad. She asked for lipstick and i heard "GLUE STICK "

Father : God bless u son !!

 

[Prithvi]

Quick short joke.

Father : Son! why is your mother sitting so silent today?

Son: nothing Dad. She asked for lipstick and i heard "GLUE STICK "

Father : God bless u son !!

Old, but classic!!

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Facebook founder Mark Zukerburg is hospitalized with a serious injury.
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Reason:
Rajnikant poked him on Facebook!

Fwd: @Yudi

 

[Gurjot95]

Girls are like Pokemon. You need balls to catch them.

 

[Fenil]

Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Native Place
Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir

Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : (angrily) What Is It ?
Candidate : Matric Pass

Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir

Officer : Describe Your Personality
Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir

Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now
Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : What Is It Now

Candidate : My Performance. ...?

Officer : Mp !!!

Candidate : What Is That Sir..?

Officer : Mentally Punctured...

 

[Fenil]

Funniest joke of the year:


















We all will die in 2012!

 

[Themer]

We all will die in 2012!

101

 

[BlitzBerg]

101

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[Themer]

"Ladies and gents."

That concludes our tour of the toilets.

 

[sami ullah khan]

Hilarious How do you come up with this stuff.

 

[Themer]

How do you come up with this stuff.

I must be a genius.

 

[Zidanes]

Only 3.5 inches is enough to satisfy a woman's desire
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That's the length of a credit card.
But the way you think is also interesting?

 

[Ahmad94]

Only 3.5 inches is enough to satisfy a woman's desire
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That's the length of a credit card.
But the way you think is also interesting?

Classic

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Time for one from me that i got in a text >>>

New Year's resolution- Date more models.

Revised- Date more.

Revised again- Get a date.

Revised one last time- Stop crying whilst masturbating.
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Another one I got on text(Sorry to Christians beforehand)


If the bible has taught us anything, it's that Adam and Eve spoke parseltongue

 

[Themer]

Only 3.5 inches is enough to satisfy a woman's desire
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That's the length of a credit card.

Haha, I thought you were talking about penises then.

 

[pcfan123]

Why on earth would a penis satisfy a woman?