The Jokes Thread

[Villain]

Once in a soap industry in Japan,
the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it which resulted in empty box.

To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check whether soap is Packed in cover or not in assembly line.

Same problem occurred in India
What they did?
They simply put a pedestal fan beside assembly line.
Empty boxes were flown away!

 

[pcfan123]

Once in a soap industry in Japan,
the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it which resulted in empty box.

To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check whether soap is Packed in cover or not in assembly line.

Same problem occurred in India
What they did?
They simply put a pedestal fan beside assembly line.
Empty boxes were flown away!

you stole that from Letterman last night

 

[sami ullah khan]

Who doesn't? You're not telling me he hasn't tried to lure you into some "cam fun"?

He has everyone else.

Lol. So what did you do when asked?

 

[Fenil]

Newton's law:

A Cow was walking. NEWTON
stopped it.
It stopped. He found his first law,
... "An object continues to move
unless it's
stopped".

He gave a FORCE by kicking the
Cow, it gave a
Sound"MA"!
He formulated the 2nd law,
F=MA!!

After sometime the Cow gave a
kick to Newton,
then he formulated the 3rd Law.

i.e, 'EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION'.

 

[Varun]

We need better science jokes/parodies of scientists.

 

[Fenil]

Girl (to his boyfriend): C'monn, lets watch a horror movie.














Boy: No, lets watch your photo album

 

[pcfan123]

science jokes

oxymoron

 

[Fenil]

Why do Engineering students always prefer Local Author books than reference books?

The local author says-
"Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after"

while REFERENCE BOOK says;

? 2 humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect hydride of oxygen whose quantity is not specified. One member Jack of rapid irregular disturbing movements encounter fatal logical gravitational error leading to complete disarray!
Other member whose scope lies within disarray descends down the geographical protuberance at an acceleration, whose magnitude is controlled by the force of gravity"!!!

 

[Zidanes]

Kid to pregnant girl at bus stop.

Kid :"What are you expecting?"
Girl : A Bus
Kid turns to his mate and says "wow! she got screwed by a Transformer"

 

[Fenil]

Class room is a train!

1st 2 benches are reserved for VIPs

Next 2 benches are for general department and then,

Last 2 benches are always in demand; SLEEPER COACH.

 

[Fenil]

A woman had 8 sons and all were named Kevin . . On being asked "How she managed to call one in particular ?"

She replied: "That?s easy, I call them by their surname(last name)!"

 

[Dipak]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bit of water.
God alone knows what they did, they came back with a daughter!

 

[Fenil]

BOSS to an employee: "Do you believe in life after death?"
EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied.
BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you."

 

[Fenil]

Dear Math,

I don't care what your f(x) is.

So, sincerely, f(u)!

 

[Themer]

"So, how's life in North Korea?"

"Well, I can't complain."