The Jokes Thread

[The Rock]

I have a dig bick. You this read wrong. That awkward when you read that wrong. You also said "moment" after awkward. This is awkward.

 

[BlitzBerg]

^Hmm........thats really awkward!

 

[Fenil]

I have a dig bick. You this read wrong. That awkward when you read that wrong. You also said "moment" after awkward. This is awkward.

Pretty similar to what I posted sometime back.

I watch pom. You read it wrong.

 

[Fenil]

Conversation via text message between a boy and his girlfriend:


Girl: Hi baby..:*
Boy: Hii darling...(sending faild)

Girl: Are you there??
Boy: Yes yes..I'm here...(sending faild)

Girl: Are you ignoring me or what?? :s
Boy: Honey I'm not..I'm right here..(sending faild)

Girl: Its over..don't you ever talk to me again !! :@
Boy: Damn ! Go to hell.. :@
(message send)

 

[Fenil]

Mom, Can I put nail paint?

Mom: No.

Can I wear pink dress?

Mom: No.

Can I put lipstick?

Mom: No.

What Mom! I'm 17 and you treat me like a kid...

Mom: Shut up Mark!

 

[pcfan123]

save us THemer

 

[Fenil]

Management - Office Humour​

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.

He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be in Information Technology," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman, "how did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is probably technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it is my fault!!! "

 

[Fenil]

Mayawati saw elephants in the "Google Doodle" today. She would soon claim google to be a Dalit Party!

 

[Themer]

Just been on bigbustycoons.com

Damn, those guys have really good bus companies.

 

[Fenil]

Human brain is divided into two parts, Right & Left.


1. In Right, nothing is Left.....


2. In Left, nothing is Right.

 

[Fenil]

6th class boy Prpposes a 10th class Girl:

Boy: I Love you!

Girl: Stupid I am older than you

Boy: I am madly in love with you

Girl: GET LOST!

Boy: Didi(elder sister) please...

 

[Ahmad94]

lol. lOVE THIS THREAD LOOKS LIKE GREAT INDIA KEEPS IT GOING. KIU FENIL

 

[RPHKR]

She would soon claim google to be a Dalit Party!

ROFL! You built the joke, right?

 

[Fenil]

ROFL! You built the joke, right?

 

[Addy]

This Cricket Series-
Indians were in Mixed feelings
Morning session -
Wil Sachin reach 100?
After Lunch -
Wil India reach 100?
After Tea-
How many Aussies will make 100!