The Jokes Thread

[Zidanes]

Why on earth would a penis satisfy a woman?

Ask Tom.

 

[AbhishekS]

Why on earth would a penis satisfy a woman?

Do you say so because you don't have either of them, woman and penis!

 

[Themer]

Why on earth would a penis satisfy a woman?

Novelty bookmark?

 

[Zidanes]

Define contraceptive pill?
It?s the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy.

 

[Themer]

Whats number one?

 

[AbhishekS]

Whats number one?

The thing which Mark doesn't have!

 

[shravi]

oh snap

 

[Themer]

Teeth?

 

[pcfan123]

I was in the pool!

 

[Themer]

I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow. I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels.
I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and, while in the bank, I'm going to fearsome tweak the goat and throw the paint over the walls, all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off. After getting the money, I'll take a ???? on the floor and piss everywhere. I then will escape in a van shaped like a giant pink cock.

Let's see Crimewatch tweaking stage a reconstruction of that.

 

[sami ullah khan]

The thing which Mark doesn't have!

You seem to know awfully lot about Mark's anatomy

 

[Themer]

You seem to know awfully lot about Mark's anatomy

Who doesn't? You're not telling me he hasn't tried to lure you into some "cam fun"?

He has everyone else.

 

[Zidanes]

God : I cant be everywhere, So I created mother!

Devil: I too cant be everywhere, So I created girls!

God: Don?t worry I have created Boys to change them to Mother

 

[Themer]

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

 

[pcfan123]

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