The Jokes Thread

[Aswin8]

Facebook knew that 'The Wall ' was going to retire very soon,and thus the Timeline was adapted!

hahaa!Even it seems Crickinfo was Down for a while to send off Dravid

 

[Fenil]

A boy asks his friend,

Boy:- Mate, Can I use your telephone to call my girlfriend ?





His Friend: Yeah sure, just hit redial!

 

[Dutch]

Whats ET short for?








because he has little legs....

 

[Fenil]

Once Sir Donald Bradman said, "Sachin plays like me." Sachin would be cursing that fact now. Why? Poor Sachin is now stuck on 99 hundreds like Bradman was stuck on 99 average.

 

[pcfan123]

I want the full names and addresses of anything who laughed at that joke.


They must be removed from the gene pool

 

[Fenil]

I want the full names and addresses of anything who laughed at that joke.

Why would you want your own address and full name? Don't know them? It was just a situational joke.

 

[sivaprsd]

What ever others say i really laugh at by reading these jokes

 

[Ahmad Shah]

If you love someone than fight for it.

But.

If that someone loves somebody else....

Than be a soldier and kill them both!

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During Training an officer asked a soldier named David,whats that in your hand?

Soldier(David)- Sir this is a gun!

Officer- This is not just a gun this is your honour,its your mother!

Then officer turned to another officer and said,whats that in your hand?

Second Soldier- Sir,this is David's mom and my aunt!

 

[Dutch]

Once Sir Donald Bradman said, "Sachin plays like me." Sachin would be cursing that fact now. Why? Poor Sachin is now stuck on 99 hundreds like Bradman was stuck on 99 average.

That reminds me of my favourite Don Bradman / Sachin Tendulkar joke:

Donald Bradman went on a few tours of England and batted.....so did Tendulkar!



Post your favourite Bradman / Tendulkar jokes here.

 

[pcfan123]

If you love someone than fight for it.

But.

If that someone loves somebody else....

Than be a soldier and kill them both!

This is what they call warning signs where I am from.

Try not to shoot up your school.

 

[Champagnepapi]

im the 3,000 comment

 

[thedon5]

im the 3,000 comment

This ain't Youtube son.

 

[Themer]

Arguing with a Christian is like playing chess with a pigeon.

You could be the greatest player in the world, but the pigeon will still knock over all the pieces, ???? on the board and strut around triumphantly.

 

[pcfan123]

 

[manee]

Here is some of my stand up...

Manraj Bahra - Stand Up from Chortle Leeds Heat 2012 - YouTube