The Jokes Thread

[ste_mc_efc]

Don't worry, after a while you get used to them.

You really, really don't.

 

[Ahmad94]

You really, really don't.

Learn to tolerate them

 

[Bevab]

It's during these moments you need Mark or Themer to sort these people out.

 

[Ashu54]

Dont know why but nobody around to understand me...

 

[Bevab]

Your jokes are highly racist, you need to understand, not the others.

 

[BlitzBerg]

Moreover, that was a terrible joke!

 

[kushy28]

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, ?You're beautiful!? and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said ?You're cute!? Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of ?beautiful? it was ?cute.? She said ?What happened to ?beautiful?? His reply was ?The drugs are wearing off!?

 

[Bevab]

You got your laughs. Happy?

 

[FabregasChelsea]

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven't spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I'm talking to my wife

 

[Bevab]

You got your laughs. Happy?

Double happy?


Seriously, stop with these crap FB jokes.

 

[Ahmad94]

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, ?You're beautiful!? and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said ?You're cute!? Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of ?beautiful? it was ?cute.? She said ?What happened to ?beautiful?? His reply was ?The drugs are wearing off!?

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven't spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I'm talking to my wife

I like how both of you are making these jokes and are probably only 15 years old.

 

[Bevab]

Nah, that Kushy fella claims to be 25 years old.

 

[Ahmad94]

Nah, that Kushy fella claims to be 25 years old.

 

[Varun]

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.


no offense to alzheimer's victims

 

[CaptainOZ]

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.


no offense to alzheimer's victims

no offense my ass.

When someone you love begins suffering from Alzheimer's, remember this post and feel some shame.