The Jokes Thread

[Dipak]

We should thank Kushy for entertaining us with such jokes as this forum was dying. Thanks a lot kushy!

 

[kushy28]

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some
Problems at home and were giving
Each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the
silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a
piece of paper, 'Please wake me at
5:00AM.' He left it where he knew
she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up,
only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight
Furious, he was about to go and see
why his wife hadn't wakened him, when
he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, 'It is 5:00AM. Wake up.'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

 

[Sulaiman7]

Great joke !

 

[kushy28]

Husband & wife - Love your enemy

From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die,
I want you to marry Samy."
"Samy! But he is your enemy!"
"Yes, I know that. I've suffered all these years; so let him suffer now."

 

[Villain]

Q) If I fell into a coma in 1999 and woke up today, what is the shortest description of what's happened in the last 13 years you can give me?

Spoiler

A) Sachin is still playing!

 

[Ashu54]

Gr8 qoute-
If u cant fly,Run
If u cant run,walk
If u cant walk,crawl
But keep moving...

SardarJi-But Jaana kahan hai??? (trnslation-But where to go?)

 

[kushy28]

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."

 

[sami ullah khan]

^The ants danced in joy of getting associated with The Dream Cricket Game.

 

[Bevab]

Move Street Cricket II?

 

[kushy28]

Wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband: "What was that for?"
Wife: "I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it"
Husband: "I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse"
Wife: "Sorry!" Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: "What now?"
Wife: "Your horse is on the Phone"

 

[Sulaiman7]

LOL ! Good jokes Kushy and Ashu !

 

[Ashu54]

Ok 1 more a girl was going on a scooter with a cloth wrapped on her face due to summer...
A guy flaunted-Where are u going hottie come with me darling...

the girl said-Father it's me.....

 

[Bevab]

Was that a joke?!

 

[Till Valhalla]

This thread should be renamed in honour of funniest person on pc that is Kushy28 on the occasion of his birthday.

 

[Ahmad94]

Was that a joke?!

Don't worry, after a while you get used to them.