The Jokes Thread

[Samuels]

I don't share jokes, I create them. Every joke I've posted was a Themer original...

Good joke bud. Btw, I like KP in your avvy, only difference is now he is on the other side of what he is try to convey in the picture there. Curse ECB!

 

[Ohm]

Good joke bud.

Lol?

 

[Sulaiman7]

Lol?

What's so funny there ?

 

[Ohm]

What's so funny there ?

I can explain it but not sure whether you'll get me or not. So no explanation. I found something funny though.

 

[GlitchInTheMatrix]

Madam asking her worst student Daniel a few questions.

M: Who's our country's president, Daniel?
D: Don't know ma'am.
M: (Showing Daniel a Cock's picture then asks) What is it doing, Daniel?
D: Dunno.
M: (In frustration she asks) Where our president resides?
D: Don't know.
M: Learn all these questions today and give the answers in tomorrow's class.
D: Okay ma'am.
(Tomorrow)
M: So, Daniel please answer my questions.
D: Barack Obama laying eggs on White House.

 

[Ohm]

Old and boring one which used to make me laugh in my childhood.

 

[Dipak]

Manchester United.

 

[GlitchInTheMatrix]

Manchester United.

Yes, it's a good joke atm.

 

[Ohm]

My childhood fear was that if I ate seeds alongwith fruit then a tree would grow inside me and I may die.

 

[Ohm]

In a class,
Teacher: Who is Serena Williams?
Student: Tennis player.
Teacher: Okay, who is Sunny Lxxxx?
Student: Replace 'T' by 'P'.
*Banned*

 

[Umair7]

LoL

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Manchester United.

So funny i forgot to laugh

 

[Dipak]

Just read the reviews - hilarious!

Reviews Sennheiser HD 800 Wired Headphones Headphone - Latest Review of Sennheiser HD 800 Wired Headphones, India | Flipkart.com

 

[Jine]

wow what a story

 

[Varun]

After selling my left kidney i got the right product. Its worthy..

There are other organs also but i preferred Kidney.
Awesome Experience.....

Hahaha, a comment from the link.

 

[Ohm]

A man receives a message from his neighbor.
Hi sir,
Sorry sir that am using ur wife. Using without your permission. Using day and night. Infact using more than you use. I confess this message because am feeling guilty. Hope you'll forgive me.


At evening when that man came his home, he fought with wife for hours.

Later he received another message. Sorry sir spelling mistake, its not wife its 'wifi'.