The Jokes Thread

[zeustrojanstark]

Any good Adult one liners?

 

[thedon5]

Any good Adult one liners?

Search this thread for any posts made by Themer for this.

 

[Champagnepapi]

What do you call a group of gay men together?
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Spoiler

Man United

 

[abhi_jacko]

Are you guys familiar with youtube legend Remi Gaillard

 

[ved_]

Here is my favourite joke:

I just got around to reading this. fearsome tweak you dude. fearsome tweak you

 

[Markkkkk]

Guy1: I never liked school, everyone used to beat me up and would call me names and abuse me.

Guy2: Life's tough, isn't it ?

Guy1: Yea and that was just from the teachers.

Guy2: What? Wow that's pretty bad, why didn't you report it to the principal?

Guy1: I was homeschooled...

 

[lion100lion]

'KKR is the best team '

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'KKR will win all IPL seasons '

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'KKR is the most successful team in IPL '

 

[Dipak]

'KKR is the best team '

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'KKR will win this IPL '

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'KKR is the most successful team in IPL '

Keep them less funny. Well might just choke out of laughter after reading your jokes.

 

[Markkkkk]

Keep them less funny. Well might just choke out of laughter after reading your jokes.

After his joke I don't think there is a reason for this thread. Nothing will have any humour after been exposed to that...

 

[Parmesh killer]

Good jokes!! I loved reading them..

 

[Ohm]

(A girl calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.)
Girl: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?
Help Desk: Dear lady, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password.
Girl: Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.

 

[ParkedTheBus]

I once tried changing my password to "brazildefence", but I got an error saying the password was too weak

 

[joejoe018]

'KKR is the best team '

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'KKR will win this IPL '

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'KKR is the most successful team in IPL '

I peed myself with laughter!

 

[Samuels]

Eddie: Hey pal! Any idea where that cinephile, Tob is?
Keith: Kind of...
Eddie: Huh?
Keith: Well, yesterday he asked me to recommend a movie that leaves him speechless.
Eddie: And?
Keith: I suggested Cannibal Holocaust.

 

[Terry Alderman]

Conjunctivitis.com

That's a site for sore eyes!!!