Will_NA
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So, you're claiming this is your jokes thread too? You're pathetic. What right do you have to criticise other people's jokes when you don't even make up your own?
The Jokes Thread
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So, you're claiming this is your jokes thread too? You're pathetic. What right do you have to criticise other people's jokes when you don't even make up your own?
i just wana know how many have YOU wrote? huh? yea thats right...
do you think who ever posts these jokes in here was written by the poster?
then you the dumbest guy i have ever seen.
and your from england? so do you understand english? i dont think so. when did i even imply this was my joke thread?
lay off those beer, drunk boii. your not old enough to handle it.
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
do you think who ever posts these jokes in here was written by the poster?
then you the dumbest guy i have ever seen.
and your from england? so do you understand english? i dont think so. when did i even imply this was my joke thread?
lay off those beer, drunk boii. your not old enough to handle it.
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MY POINT
MY POINT
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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Will_NA
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My God, talking to you is talking to a brick wall. Most of the time, I don't post my own jokes but at least I haven't started a thread on other people's jokes when we have the Jokes thread and then going around telling other people their jokes are crap when you don't even make up your own!
Grow up, you're pathetic.
And don't ask me if I understand English if you can't even speak it properly.
Grow up, you're pathetic.
And don't ask me if I understand English if you can't even speak it properly.
shubhrayu
International Coach
Amiya
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Guys this thread is for some fun and laughing. Don't make the atmosphere heavy here... Please... I am telling to everyone...
mattfb
Chairman of Selectors
Just leave him. He's an idiot.
Cricketman
ICC Chairman
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This is the jokes thread/section, people. Lets keep it coooooool.
Cricketdude
Chairman of Selectors
Hmmmmm....
After my horrendous attempt at humour above, I've got a slightly better one:
Susan, after and intimate night with Jack, was just gettting up and getting ready to leave, before Jack awoke.
"Last night was amazing!" he said.
"Indeed" went Susan.
Jack got up, and as Susan dressed, pulled out a ring from under his pillow.
"Listen Susan, I have something to ask you..."
Susan turns around, and is taken aback by what she sees.
"Why Jack...what is this?"
"This was my Grandmother's engagement ring. She left it with me before she passes away, bless her soul.
Anyways, you know what I'm about to ask. Will you?"
Susan is all smiles, and is just taken aback by the whole gesture.
"Jack, it's lovely. But you know I can't accept this."
"Aww, come on now, why not?"
"Jack, you know my rule..."
"Cash only"
Courtesy of Comedy Inc, the only funny segment they have ever had.
Susan, after and intimate night with Jack, was just gettting up and getting ready to leave, before Jack awoke.
"Last night was amazing!" he said.
"Indeed" went Susan.
Jack got up, and as Susan dressed, pulled out a ring from under his pillow.
"Listen Susan, I have something to ask you..."
Susan turns around, and is taken aback by what she sees.
"Why Jack...what is this?"
"This was my Grandmother's engagement ring. She left it with me before she passes away, bless her soul.
Anyways, you know what I'm about to ask. Will you?"
Susan is all smiles, and is just taken aback by the whole gesture.
"Jack, it's lovely. But you know I can't accept this."
"Aww, come on now, why not?"
"Jack, you know my rule..."
"Cash only"
Courtesy of Comedy Inc, the only funny segment they have ever had.
Karachi Xpress
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Lol...Nice one Zorax:laugh
A frog was getting bored so he went to a fortune teller to know what was in his fortune.
The fortune teller told him"You will meet a girl next year,who will want to know everything about you"
The frog replied"Great!,When will i meet her"
The fortune teller replies"Next Semester ,Biology Lab, Lesson-Frog Anatomy."
The fortune teller told him"You will meet a girl next year,who will want to know everything about you"
The frog replied"Great!,When will i meet her"
The fortune teller replies"Next Semester ,Biology Lab, Lesson-Frog Anatomy."
bladescape
Club Cricketer
Hows this one:
A king and his adviser are standing on the walls of the castle with peasants below chanting "long live the king!", the king asks his advisor,"what do they chant when kings die?",the advisor replies "beats me,I've never been able to make it out through the cheering!"
A king and his adviser are standing on the walls of the castle with peasants below chanting "long live the king!", the king asks his advisor,"what do they chant when kings die?",the advisor replies "beats me,I've never been able to make it out through the cheering!"
shubhrayu
International Coach
What if u upgraded Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 : )
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Dear Tech Support Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
"A Troubled User"
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support) .
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 .
Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0
STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support ...
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Dear Tech Support Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
"A Troubled User"
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support) .
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 .
Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0
STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support ...
