The Jokes Thread

[Cricketdude]

You posted that joke twice in a row. What's worse it's not funny.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

I agree. Did you suggest it to him?

 

[Niv]

One: I though I edited, not double posted =/ weird.

Two: It's antihumour from off the top of my sleep deprived head, was never going to be hilarious.

 

[tassietiger]

Why didn't the skeleton go to the halloween party? (highlight to reveal)
Because he was underage and it was a strictly 18+ party.

 

[SciD]

Why didn't the skeleton go to the halloween party?

He wanted to be with Niv.

 

[Cricketdude]

Why didn't the skeleton go to the halloween party?
It had no body to go with.

 

[Niv]

Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party?

Since skeletons are dead and have no internal organs, flesh or blood, they can't move, let alone enjoy halloween parties.

 

[katty]

I enjoyed all the jokes from the beginning.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

You read all 106 pages?

:-/

 

[SciD]

No he was joking.

 

[Leggie]

But thats not funny.

 

[SciD]

But thats not funny.

Read my sign then.

 

[Niv]

Lawl! XD...

 

[Cricketdude]

Nice one sid.

 

[Karachi Xpress]

Nice one sid!! :rtfl