AMA The love Caroline thread and make her feel so welcome and loved she will pop and get smitten xxxxx

[Deleted member 46200]

@Jenocide

Where do you buy your underwear from Marks and spencers.

Tescos I saw on the label, last night and then again this morning!
Honest Caropants!!!

So we're on... ? Not so lonely nights then x

 

[Fake Passport]

Are we still friends?

 

[Deleted member 46200]

@Fake Passport

1. Where are you from? Perth WA, Wannaroo.
2. Where do you live? Billericay Essex UK.
3. How many siblings do you have? Two older brother and sister.
4. Are you in a relationship? Yes married.
5. What do you do? For a living? I work in PR for a major minning corporation as a Communications Communities adviser (apprenticeship).
6. Do you have any nicknames? Yes. Knobby, Grannypants, Caz and now it seems Caropants! (And not under any circumstances is anyone from staff have my permission to change my name to these).
7. Where do you study? In the office.
8. How old are you? 25
9. What's your favourite color? Orange but dress whys I love browns and grays.
10. What's your favourite food? Everything.
11. What's your favourite movie? Romantic, PS I love you, Notebook and Crazy stupid love to name some.
12. What's your favourite TV show? Game of thrones.
13. What's your favourite game? Monopoly
14. How tall are you? 5 7"
15. What's your weight? 58KG
16. Who was your first crush? Bruce Willis and Josh Lucas
17. Who was your first partner? Current Husband
18. What is your birth of date? 8/03/1992
19. What are your future plans? Have children.
20. Do you like or hate your job? Like it
21. What's your hobby? Answering questions on an AMA
22. What are your talents? Spin bowling and chatting.
23. If you were to wish for superpowers, what would they be? Would love to fly.
24. What would your superhero name be? No idea sorry.
25. What team would you join after becoming an superhero? (Avengers, Justice League etc) I have no idea what this means.
26. Would you reveal your identity to the world? No.
27. If you had superpowers, would you misuse them for your own purposes? Don't know!
28. How would your superhero costume look like? Tight showing of my legs and backside but free of VPL
29. Where would your secret superhero hideout be? Croydon (if anyone is reading this then I'm surprised).
30. How would your hideout look like? Tidy and the toilet seat down.
31. If you were to choose any superhero to become your sidekick, who would it be? I know nothing much about superheros.
32. If you were to choose any superhero as your enemy, who would it be? Not a clue Skelator looks like a whimp... ?
33. If you were to assemble a new superhero team, which superheroes would you include in them? Everyone who looks fit in their underpants.
34. What would your superhero car look like? Clean
35. Would you rather live a normal life or a weird life? You think I'm normal... ?
36. Would you sacrifice yourself to save other people? Only everyone I know...
37. If you were to found out your loved one is a evil mastermind, would you stop them or join their side? Join him he seems to know what he's doing.
38. Are you a psychic in any way? I knew you were going to ask me that...
39. Most embarrassing thing to happen to you? Flashing my underwear in the office and on the train.... Falling over and falling up things (not even drunk) Hence why I wear black tights a lot.
40. Funniest thing to happen to you? I'm accident prone so many things but accidentally pulling the plug out of my bosses computer... Oops!
41. Scariest thing to happen to you? I believe no one is reading these so, being shot by accident in the stomach not a pleasure.
42. Best thing to happen to you? Surviving the above and feeling the power and love of Jesus enter my life when I needed salvation during a very low period.
43. What your shoe size is? 6
44. What is your favourite outfit? Leggings and lumpy jumpers.
45. Do you prefer to wear eastern or western? Western
46. What are your favourite type of shoes? Anything with a kitten heel but I love my knee high black leather boots.
47. Are you a good actor? No.
48. Are you a good liar? Yes.
49. Do you prefer to live alone or with someone? I don't get the choice in some respects but get on with it but prefer to have company.
50. Your favourite job and why? Gardening for relaxation.
51. What's the scariest thing you've done? Almost falling onto a death adder in Dampier.
52. Do you have any family secrets? Yes I have hired a hit man to mame my brother in law.
53. Famous ancestors? Nope.
54. What's your hairstyle? The same boring straight long brown hair. You've all seen enough pictures.
55. What hairstyle do you like on the opposite gender? Either neet and tidy or bald.
56. How do you look without makeup? Very good . You've all seen pictures.
57. What accessory on the opposite gender is a big turnoff? A brain.
58. Do you know how to swim? Yes
59. Name of the highest building in your area? Not sure everything is relatively the same.
60. Are you afraid of heights? No.
61. Have you ever gone parachuting or para-diving? No.
62. If you were given chance to paradive or go parachuting, would you? NO
63. Are you scared of the water? NO.
64. Have you ever been on a speedboat? No
65. Do you like traveling? Yes and no we are planning to start a family.
66. Do you have a habit of getting sick during travelling? No.
67. Best hotel you've lived at? Can't remeber Travel Lodges and Premier Inns mostly.
68. Worst hotel you've lived at? None
69. Worst country you've been to? Couldn't possibly say.
70. Best country you've been to? I do like France.
71. How is your country's community? Okay.
72. Do you see any tourists in your country? Only when in London.
73. Post a picture of your country's flag Of birth or where I reside now? This'll prove your reading this.
74. If you were to design your country's flag, how would it look like? Great as is.
75. Do you go outside alot or not? (excluding work, school etc) Not as much as I would like.
76. Where do you prefer to go when going outside? Church, community garden and shops in town.
77. Who makes plans most the times? you or your friends? Friends.
78. What sport you don't know how to play, but want to learn? Not sure I have a knack of finding out things.
79. Where do you see yourself in 1 month? Sat here answering all these questions.
80. Where do you see yourself in 1 year ? Same.
81. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Having children.
82. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Loving my children.
83. Where do you see yourself in 20 years? Hating my children.
84. Where do you see yourself in 30 years? Don't know Head of PR for my company.
85. Where do you see yourself in 50 years? Playing golf.
86. If you could switch families, would you? No.
87. Are you close to your family or not? Very close to them.
88. If you were given chance to join politics, would you? No.
89. If you were given chance to change your country's national anthem, what would it be? Land of Hope and glory all ways love Advance Australia fair.
90. What foreign country do you dislike the most? Not going there.
91. What country do you like the most? France.
92. If you were to run away from your family, where would you run off too? I would never run away.
93. If you were in trouble, who would you go to first? Husband
94. Who's your crime partner? Most of my friends are Cockney gangster types.
95. Do you know how to keep secrets? Yes.
96. What do you prefer to waste most of your money on? Beer and food and chocolate.
97. If you were to be deserted, what 3 items would you take with yourself? Clean underwear, good book and a flare.
98. Would you be ready to sacrifice yourself for your family or not? Yes.
99. If a family member, best friend or a hot male were about to fall of a cliff and you could only save one. Who would it be? family member
100. If you could eliminate one social network from the site, which one would it be and why? Facebook the cause of most of my anxiety problems.
101. Your favourite social networking site? Don't have any I believe in real people.
102. Your least favourite social networking site? All.
103. If you were to make a social networking site of your own, what would it be about? Getting out and about meeting people.
104. If you could make changes to any social network, what would it be? Not sure too broad.
105. Your most liked picture on Facebook? Pass.
106. Your least liked picture on Facebook? Pass.
107. Your most sexiest picture? Silver dress.
108. Your most funniest photo? Me with the spoon on my nose.
109. Your most embarrasing photo? Legs spread wide on an exercise machine at the time I thought I had a skirt on Oops!!!
110. If you could take a picture with any celebrity, who would it be? Jason Statham, Steve Carrel.
111. Would you cheat on your partner with your favourite celebrity if gotten the chance? No!
112. What annoys you? Men who think with their dicks. And, selfish people.
113. What embarrases you? MY own stupidity and accident proneness. And my brother giving my wedgies in public.
114. How much frequently do you get ill? Not often.
115. What's the longest you've been ill? A couple of days.
116. What was the cause of you being ill?Self indulgence and bad period.
117. Do you fake illness sometimes to avoid going to school or work? No.
118. What's the shortest time you've been ill? Pass.
119. Worst disease you've gotten? Swamp fever.
120. Do you have a family doctor or visit random doctors? We have a GP.
121. Are there any diseases that run in your family? No. I hope not.
122. If yes, which? Pass.
123. Longest you've been on bedrest? four hours lye in from self pity.
124. What do you usually do when you're ill? Sleep.
125. Do you tend to google your problems? Yes.
126. Google or Doctor? Google mostly. Or NHS direct.
127. Ever had a bad accident? Yes.
128. If yes, how? Shot by accident
129. How many times you've had accidents in your life? I'm accident prone so loads.
130. Have you ever seen someone die right infront of your eyes? Pass.
131. If yes, how did they die? Cancer.
132. Do you prefer therapists or friends? Friends.
133. Something that most people don't know about you? I was a virgin when I married (don't worry who's reading this far down).
134. Do likes on social networks matter to you or not? No.
135. If you were to become instantly famous on any social network, which one would it be? None.
136. What social network would you wanna avoid? Facefriend.
137. If you could talk to any celebrity on social network, who would it be? Jason Statham
138. Your opinions on sexting? I like flirting and feel it's fun in the right circumstances and right person.
139. If you were to catch your partner cheating, what would be your reaction? Very upset.
140. Do you prefer friends over family or family over friends? Family and friends.
141. What do you think is the greatest invention and why? Feminax!
142. Are you more of a friendly or a rude person? Very friendly.
143. Do you prefer countryside or the city? countryside
144. If you were a farmer, what would you grow? Asparagus
145. If you had a chance to move to the countryside away from city, would you? I'm there now so yes.
146. If so, why? Pass.
147. Do you think countryside or city is better? countryside
148. Why? Greener.
149. How do you usually start conversations? Ooooihhh!!!
150. When it comes to socializing, are you the one to start convos first or them? Both.
151. Are you awkward? Yes.
152. How would you approach your crush? With a harpoon.
153. Why is your crush your crush? Becuase I have a loving husband.
154. Ways to your heart? Mouth.
155. Do you think any kind of afterlife exists? Of course.
156. What do you think happens after death? Reincarnation.
157. What's the strangest dream you've had? Can't remember.
158. What's the scariest dream you've had? Reliving the nightmare of being shot.
159. What do you usually dream about? Puppies and food.
160. Do you discuss your dreams with other people? Friends.
161. Have you ever had a dream that came true later on? NO.
162. What do you think about dreams? Not sure.
163. How much do you cry? Loads just been on so the floor is wet.
164. Are you sensitive? Very.
165. How many emails do you usually get everyday? At work 80.
166. How many texts do you get usually get everyday? Loads from some knob end in the same building telling me she's talking to a Birmingham City fan who thinks Arry is a class manager.
167. How many calls do you usually get everyday? Shit loads.
168. Do you prefer to speak on call or texting? Speak.
169. What's your favourite instant messaging app? Pass.
170. Do you backup your texts or delete them? Delete.
171. Do you usually delete photos in your phone or keep them? Transfer to computer.
172. If so, how do you keep them safe? See above.
173. our secrets with? Not sure on this?
174. Are you able to keep other peoples secrets? Yes (don't worry Jen I wont tell them you're male).
175. If you were asked to tell all your bestfriend's secrets at gunpoint, would you? Not for another bullet no way.
176. What's the most money you've ever held? £200
177. What's the most money you've spent in a single day? You're asking a women... !!!
178. What's the most expensive thing you've bought in your whole life? Volvo XC-90
179. What's the most cheapest thing you've bought? I work in London is anything cheap.
180. Where do you usually buy your clothes from? Top shop, River Island and apparently my underwear from Tesco's!
181. What's the most expensive clothes you bought? Boots.
182. What's the most cheapest clothes you've bought? Thongs
183. Best brand? Don't shop by brand if it looks good then I will buy it.
184. Worst brand? Loads.
185. Your top 5 favourite brands?Nike, Reebok, New balance Underarmour and asics.
186. If you could invest in any brand, which brand would you invest on? Underarmour.
187. Are you obsessed about undergarments? Yes,
188. Describe your best undergarment M&S Cotton panties
189. Where do you usually buy your undergarments from? Marks and spencer.
190. Why is it that women are comfortable with men looking at them in bikini, but not in undergarments? Because bikinis are considered outwear and knickers are underwear and may have stains. You would also make sure a bikini covers all your vulnerable areas whereas knickers are just underwear and doesn't matter so much.
191. Do you prefer cheap or expensive clothes? Middle of the range.
192. Jeans or trousers? Both.
193. Do you prefer modest or revealing clothes? Depends on the mood but I like to reveal my legs.
194. Eastern or western clothes? Western.
195. Name of the makeup's brand you usually buy? Don't really have a brand but mostly Estee lauder
196. What's the most expensive make up you've bought? See above.
197. What's the cheapest make up you've bought? Barry M blusher.
198. Post a picture of you in makeup I already have.
199. Post a picture of you without makeup Done that too.
200. Do you wear wakeup to work or not? Yes of course.
201. If you could shop from one brand for free forever, which one would it be? Never.
202. If you were given a wish to bankrupt one company, which company would you bankrupt? The most environmentally unfriendly.
203. Where do you usually buy your accessories from? Tesco's or Claire's.
204. What kind of accessories do you wear usually? Ear rings, bracelets and necklaces
205. What's the most money you've given away? £20?
206. Do you spend money on your friends? I buy my round!
207. If so, how much usually? Depends on the number.
208. Do your friends spend money on you? Of course.
209. What's the most expensive gift you've bought for someone? Box set of films for my husband.
210. What's the most expensive gift you've recieved? Earrings
211. What's the cheapest gift you've received? Box of smarties.
212. Has your gift ever been rejected? NOpe.
213. What game do you prefer to play 21 questions or truth/dare? 21 questions.
214. What questions do you usually ask a person to get to know them? When's the last time you flirted with someone.
215. Would you rather forgive or take revenge? Forgive.
216. Are you good at forgiving people? Yes.
217. Have you ever done something bad to anyone that you regret? No.

More to follow...

 

[Deleted member 46200]

Are we still friends?

Of course. I will have to delete the questions that are not relevant.[DOUBLEPOST=1502218575][/DOUBLEPOST]

?

It's a roll dan sarf I believe.

 

[Deleted member 46200]

should have added another 9.
that would keep her busy for few days.

Hedge your bets???

 

[RUDI]

Any tattoos? If yes, what kind and where?

 

[Deleted member 46200]

Any tattoos? If yes, what kind and where?

I have no tattoos sorry.

 

[hardik85]

Hedge your bets???

You should be given a award if you answer all those questions

 

[zimrahil]

You should be given a award if you answer all those questions

I suggest a prosthetic hand to replace the shrivelled up one..?

 

[Deleted member 46200]

You should be given a award if you answer all those questions

Name it... ?[DOUBLEPOST=1502221374][/DOUBLEPOST]

I suggest a prosthetic hand to replace the shrivelled up one..?

My hand has a duty to perform later... ?

 

[zimrahil]

PS: I thought this is zims thread

But didn't the thread title and fact I am not answering the questions here provide a clue..?[DOUBLEPOST=1502221480][/DOUBLEPOST]

My hand has a duty to perform later... ?

Well quite possibly but I was referring to responding to 1000 questions......

 

[AliB]

I'd want to ask ya some tech questions:

Intel or AMD

Nvidia or AMD

Windows 7 or 10.

Wired or Wireless KB/Mouse.

Ultimate PC or Budget build.

iOS or Android

Qualcomm or Exynos.

Coding or Drag*n*drop.

Building a PC or Buying a laptop.

Why AMD is cheaper than intel?

 

[Deleted member 46200]

@Rabbit.

Favorite TV series? Game of thrones.

How many hours do you work? How much you sleep? I work around 28 to 34 each week and generally sleep around six or five hours a night.

What do you do when you're anxious? Sit on the washing machine... !

How often you watch movies? Most nights if there isn't a drama on.

Do you ever write?(I don't mean posting on Internet. The actual writing with a pen and paper) What do you prefer writing? Yes.

What do you tend to do during holidays? Eat and drink and walk around.

Do you think substitutions be allowed in Cricket? Also red card and yellow card stuff? Cards need to be consistent subs only for fielders.

How often you think about sex? When during daily life once a day, when coming on once every second. when on... Just don't come near me I'll kill ya!!!

You like wearing glasses? Okay.

Any celebrity fashion icon? Or do you fashion it up by your own? I sought my own fashion.

A thing you think can enjoy doing under any circumstance(ex. an action you could enjoy while you're depressed, too depressed, way too depressed)? Crying???

Thoughts on Donald Trump? A sexist twatt!

Scientists or Artists or Economists or Sporty people? Who do you think are the best people? Your favorite? Sporty people

Would you donate money if you become too rich? Yes.

Places you would like to visit and things you would like to buy if there's no limit on money you have? Melbourne, South Africa....

Do you spend money on stuff that you're actually annoyed with and later regret about it? Yes I buy crap.

Favorite location you'd want to visit but not really to live in? Birmingham to see what the fuss is about.

If there are no reasons that deny or delay you from living in a place, which place would it be? Not sure.

Is there a greater feeling for you than being with pets? What is that? NOt sure of the questions I have no pets.

Favorite motorcycle model? Ducati 1098

Jersey number you'd choose if you were sportswoman? Why? 7 Lucky number.

Considering money can't guarantee peace or buy peace, what would you choose - Peace or money? Peace

Heavy cricket bat or lighter cricket bat? Doesn't matter I'm crap.

Comedy or thriller or mystery or sci-fi - your first choice film's genre? And a book genre you like? Romance

Do you like taking random walks alone? I can but prefer to hold my husbands hand.

Football or cricket? Cricket unless we're talking proper footie.

A football club you'd like to buy? Why? Luton Town to make my husband happy.

Thing you love most about bathe - Swim or shower or just being in bathtub? I love swimming but I like showers.

A cricket match or tournament result you wish you could change going back in time? Not that bothered.

Do you have abs? If not, would you mind not having 'em in your lifetime? What are abs?
That's kinda negative question but I'd like an answer.

What languages can you speak? Female bollocks and English.

What languages you'd like to learn? (I mean tongues. Don't jump into computer programming.) French and Spanish.

First to exist - Chicken or egg? Egg.

Do you still watch cartoon shows? No.

Which cartoon show was your favorite in childhood? Can't remember

Places you'd like photo-shooting yourself? Alps.

Things you'll do if you had powers of a superhero? Stop bad people.

Your three wishes if you were an omnipotent? (Don't let one of your wishes be three more wishes) My husband to work here in the UK. MY mother to be alive, memories of 2006 to disappear.

Five celebrities you'd want to sleep with? Jason Statham, Vin Deisel, Josh Lucas, Mark Strong, Josh Kennedy (all at once).

Do you rate other countries above your country? Which countries are they? No[DOUBLEPOST=1502222847][/DOUBLEPOST]

But didn't the thread title and fact I am not answering the questions here provide a clue..?[DOUBLEPOST=1502221480][/DOUBLEPOST]

Well quite possibly but I was referring to responding to 1000 questions......

That is what I was referring to... What did you think?

 

[Deleted member 46200]

@Fake Passport

More...

1. Has you ever experienced Karma? No

2. Do you celebrate birthdays? Yes.

3. How did you celebrate your previous birthday? No, dinner out.

4. How do you usually celebrate your birthdays? Drinks with friends and meal with family.

5. If you were to own a shop, what would you sell? Crap.

6. Have you ever crushed on someone else during a relationship? No

7. How would you react if you and your partner were to breakup? Heart broken.

8. How long does it take you to get ready? About an hour.

9. What type of holidays do you prefer? Long

10. What was your greatest day and why? 26/04/2014 Date of my marriage.

11. Favourite fast food? Pizza

12. How much do you eat fast food? Not alot.

13. Do you like salad or not? Love Salad.

14. How healthy is your diet? Very good.

15. Do you prefer to eat at home or dine outside? I do eat out if alone but it's nice having a meal together.

16. How much money do you usually spend on food everyday? Loads around ten pounds.

17. Are you obsessed about food? Yes

18. What kind of food do you hate? Tasteless stuff, brussel sprouts.

19. What do you like for deserts? Just actually eaten a Tiramisu

20. Favourite shake? Vanilla

21. Any family secret recipes? No

22. What do you think is Kentucky's secret? I don't care

23. Do you know how to cook? Yes

24. If so, what food can you cook? Loads

25. The most delicious food you've ever cooked? Kedgeree

26. The worst food you've ever cooked? Nothing as everything I cook is pure ambrosia

27. Do you prefer to eat your own cooked food or food cooked by others? Others.

28. Have you ever spotted an insect in your food? No.

29. The worst food you've tasted? Some frozen stuff.

30. The best food you've tasted in life? Too many to choose

31. What's your favourite restaurant's name? Blue Boar JD Wetherspoons in town

32. Favourite cheapest dish there? Everything.

33. Favourite expensive dish there? Salmon and 14oz steak.

34. Pizza hut or Dominos? Pizza Hut.

35. Prefer take away or dining in? both.

36. McDonalds or Burger King? Neither.

37. KFC or Rooster Chicken? None don't have the later.

38. Cut chicken or whole chicken? Cut.

39. Pizza or lasagna? Lasagne

40. Pepsi or Coke? Neither

41. Korma or Nihari? Korma

42. What beverage do you prefer to drink with your food? Wine

43. In your city, how much can you get with 1$ only? Nothing

44. What meat do you eat? Everything

45. Meats you don't eat? Kidneys and liver

46. What kind of food do you try to avoid eating? Live food

47. What food are you allergic to? Nothing

48. What deserts do you know how to make? Apple pie

49. Where did you learn how to cook from? Myself and husband.

50. Where do you usually get your recipes from? Internet.

51. Do you showoff the food you make by posting pictures of them on social networks? No.

52. What did you eat last time? Quiche, tortellini, asparagus, green beans and carrotts.

53. Favourite biscuits? Leibniz

54. Tea with or without biscuits? With always.

55. Biscuits or cookies?Both

56. Favourite sweets? Chocolate

57. Favourite cake? Carrott Cake

58. What cake do you usually celebrate birthday with? Carrott Cake or fruit cake

59. If you were given an opportunity to join MasterChef, would you? No.

60. Do you like spicy or non-spicy foods? Non spicy

61. What's the most spicest thing you've ever ate in your life? Hot curry

62. What's the most disgusting thing you've ever ate in your life? Can't remember

63. Have you ever ate a bug or any insect by mistake? No.

64. What would your reaction be if you were to find an insect on your food? Shit myself.

65. If you were deserted and had nothing to eat but insects, would you eat them? If I want to live then yes.

66. What is your favourite fruit? Melon

67. What is your least favourite fruit? Oranges

68. What is your favourite vegetable? Asparagus

69. What is your least favourite vegetable? Artichoke

70. Do you prefer to eat food with or without ketchup? Without.

71. Ketchup or mayonnaise? mayonnaise

72. Do you put ketchup over your fries or by their side? Mayonnaise to the side.

73. Your favourite oily food? Fish

74. Do you like barbeque? I'm a tweaking Australian by birth???

75. Favourite crisps? Walkers..

76. Favourite crisps flavour? Cheese and onion.

77. Pringles or Walkers/Lays? Walkers.

78. Crisps or fried chips? Chips all the way.

79. Do you prefer to eat silently or whilst talking? Silently while on my own (for obvious reasons) ot talk to my partner.

80. Do you prefer to eat with TV On or Off? TV on sometimes.

81. What do you usually eat at Buffets or Weddings? Everything.

82. Do you prefer Buffets or table service? Buffets

83. Have you ever crashed a wedding? No.

84. Have you ever put salt instead of sugar? No.

85. Coffee or Tea? Coffee in the morning and tea in the afternoon.

86. If you were able to teach everyone one dish, which one would it be? Good kedgeree.

More to follow...

 

[asprin]

(1) Why are some of the serial numbers in bold in [HASHTAG]#226[/HASHTAG]?

(2) What would you do if you knew you are about to get perma-banned in the next 24 hours?

(3) If you knew you would go undetected, would you create another account and start from fresh?

(4) What do you think are your top 3 qualities as a person?

(5)(a) How does it feel to be the owner of XX?
(5)(b) Do you have any specific plans for the team?
(5)(c) Do you have a say in deciding the playing XI of the team?

(6)(a) Does the term "TMI" ring a bell?
(6)(b) If yes, do you think you know what I'm getting at?

(7) How on earth do you manage to be this active during your work hours? Is your boss unaware of it?

(8) If there's one thing that you would like everyone here to understand (from your point of view), what would it be?