AMA The love Caroline thread and make her feel so welcome and loved she will pop and get smitten xxxxx

[Deleted member 46200]

@zimrahil

How would you feel if wearing any form of makeup was outlawed? I don't actually wear a lot of makeup so no real problem as you have seen from my pics I am naturally stunning...!!!

What do you consider your best asset? Legs and backside.

What accents do you like, or do you not care less? I love the Birmingham accent and get strangely aroused and get all tingly when I hear it.

Can you dance? If so what are your favourite dance moves? E.g. moonwalk (lol), disco etc Of course we lindy hop (or use to) dance better when drunk (apparently)

Do you ever have a left side parting in your hair? Do you try/like centre, zig zag, messy or no partings? Many experiments but never central. And, be honest when have you seen a pic of me with messy hair... ? Come on perfection is me!!![DOUBLEPOST=1504091834][/DOUBLEPOST]

I work in PR.... Spin it baby!!!

Depends on whether the media coverage about and on him is accurate... ?

I feel the Chinese will get fed up and invade.

Standing under a cold shower... !!!!

 

[El Loco]

What accents do you like, or do you not care less? I love the Birmingham accent and get strangely aroused and get all tingly when I hear it.

Quite surprising as most people's responses to it are "Kill it with fire!".

 

[Dipak]

I'll PM or you can track back on this thread.

26 pages is too much to track back

 

[Deleted member 46200]

26 pages is too much to track back

Yes I see I'll pm you x

 

[zimrahil]

Quite surprising as most people's responses to it are "Kill it with fire!".

lol, that must be just when you are talking..?

 

[Deleted member 46200]

well you know my thoughts on most of your answers already but I am for some unfathomable reason going to zone in on this answer in particular



So clearly when someone from Brum comes up to you and says

"alright bab, how many ackers will it take to get you down back of Rackhams?
sorry, am I going round the wrekin, okay don't get a cob on, we'll deaf it you look yampy anyway

ta-ra a bit"

you are putty in their hands?

Quite surprising as most people's responses to it are "Kill it with fire!".

Oh you're both thinking Birmingham in England.... I mean Bridgend in Wales.... Sorry, my bad!

 

[El Loco]

Areet then...

What is your definition of somebody who is 'cool'? Do I fit into this? Anybody else here who does?
If you started a conversation with me, what would we talk about?
That is a rather enigmatic facial expression, were you reacting to something or is that how you pose?
Do I annoy you in any way? If so, how?
What's wrong with the lesbians on Mums.net?
What are common topics of discussion that you engage in on the aforementioned website?

 

[Deleted member 46200]

@El Loco


What is your definition of somebody who is 'cool'? Do I fit into this? Anybody else here who does? Coolness comes with the ability to hold a conversation without feeling awkward and not putting yourself in that position were you have nothing to say. You should also be able to understand good and bad social situations and make the appropriate gesture. Being able to talk to incredibly attractive women without lowering the conversation and holding their attention to not sound like a total dweeb! Being comfortable with 'ones' own self is always a good sign of being cool. Are you cool... ? The jury is still out but joining the massed ranks of caged virgins who can't talk to a women through fear of boiling their own brain is not a way forward. Treating girls the same as boys is the way forward and chatting is great whether I am male or female.... This shouldn't make a difference but does as many are scared to do it.
If you started a conversation with me, what would we talk about? Life and all it beholds I feel you're the same age as me and I would hope would warrant more than the usual one word caged virgin type conversations (loose description) I have received in the past. I like to chat and hear about peoples adventures and the things they have done. Anything 'else' is not what I am looking for.... I am very happily married!
That is a rather enigmatic facial expression, were you reacting to something or is that how you pose? I was reacting to the fact my sister couldn't work the camera on my phone I think it was just before or after I called her a knob.
Do I annoy you in any way? If so, how? I am really hoping you are cool and have more about you than the massed ranks of the shameless...
What's wrong with the lesbians on Mums.net? They want to shag me and live local and know me... It's regionalised.
What are common topics of discussion that you engage in on the aforementioned website? You are opening up a hornets nest... !!! Easiest way to conceive, best sexual position to
conceive, child birth, Nutrition, best way to have a baby (in the pool is looking good), epidural pros and cons, risk of c-section and other baby tips and tricks and ways to combat post natal depression... ect....

 

[Fake Passport]

What are common topics of discussion that you engage in on the aforementioned website? You are opening up a hornets nest... !!! Easiest way to conceive, best sexual position to
conceive, child birth, Nutrition, best way to have a baby (in the pool is looking good), epidural pros and cons, risk of c-section and other baby tips and tricks and ways to combat post natal depression... ect....

Shout out if you ever want to chat about all this sort of thing, been through everything you mentioned in the list I think, although obvs from the male perspective...

 

[El Loco]

Are you not familiar with the return key on a keyboard?
Interesting answers though. Sava look.

You should also be able to understand good and bad social situations and make the appropriate gesture.
Basic rule of thumb of human interaction really.

Treating girls the same as boys is the way forward and chatting is great whether I am male or female.
Maybe not exactly the same way there are slight subtle differences but I see what you're trying to get at. Seconded.

Anything 'else' is not what I am looking for.... I am very happily married!
I know I'm a ladykiller but married women are out of bounds, don't worry.

Massed ranks of the shameless...
Nobody is obliged to speak to you if they don't want to. If their own reasons are personal that's their business. I'm sure being a reasonable person you can acknowledge this? Plus, naturally if you smear people like that you're going drive them away.

Best sexual position to conceive
Apparently if you do it standing up you're more likely to get a boy? That's as far as my knowledge on that goes lol.

Best way to have a baby (in the pool is looking good)
Have you spoken to people who have categorically said they prefer this? What are the advantages?


Best of luck though I'm sure you'd make a great mum.

 

[Deleted member 46200]

@El Loco I do believe we are chatting...

Maybe not exactly the same way there are slight subtle differences but I see what you're trying to get at. Seconded.

Not the same way 'here' this is only a web forum but difference of opinion and perspective is different in certain matters. What difference were you thinking... ?

I know I'm a ladykiller but married women are out of bounds, don't worry

Maybe murder is nor illegal in Birmingham too but passing a compliment and making all the females on here feel they are appreciated is a foot in the right direction... I don't worry, some have tried and are now gone!!!

Nobody is obliged to speak to you if they don't want to. If their own reasons are personal that's their business. I'm sure being a reasonable person you can acknowledge this? Plus, naturally if you smear people like that you're going drive them away.

It is a web forum and our position here is to talk to people; being honest there're some really boring people here and I don't want to talk to and, being further honest... You maybe too young to be hearing that. Having the common sense to be able to string a sentence together before insulting me and then go crying to admins when I strike back is poor form... There're too many little boys here and not enough men. A man can be any age as there're some people in their mids who deserve to be named and shamed.

Apparently if you do it standing up you're more likely to get a boy? That's as far as my knowledge on that goes lol.
Is this based on any experience... ? I live in Essex but not from... Women are bred tough in Perth. I have actually heard the reverse it doesn't get you pregnant, total bollox but I'm getting good research. Your knowledge of fertility or sex... ?

Have you spoken to people who have categorically said they prefer this? What are the advantages?
Water birth is the process of giving birth in a tub of warm water. Some women choose to labour in the water and get out for delivery. Other women decide to stay in the water for the delivery as well. The theory behind water birth is that since the baby has already been in the amniotic fluid sac for nine months, birthing in a similar environment is gentler for the baby and less stressful for the mother.

Do you want me to list pros and cons? Or do I spare you...

My sister is a baby maker and has three so we'll see.

Caroline x

 

[zimrahil]

England just won World Cup qualifying tie tonight against Malta 4-0. Thougts?

Looking forward to playing cricket this weekend, or more the socialising aspect?

Will the PCPL matches ever get underway?

 

[Deleted member 46200]

@zimrahil

England just won World Cup qualifying tie tonight against Malta 4-0. Thougts? None, I was watching Gloucester win in injury time against Exeter (real men with odd shaped balls).

Looking forward to playing cricket this weekend, or more the socialising aspect? More the socialising and getting in with local people I love to chat and are keeping my end up keeping the art of conversation alive

Will the PCPL matches ever get underway? Yes when it's been rigged so that certain teams will win.

 

[El Loco]

Not the same way 'here' this is only a web forum but difference of opinion and perspective is different in certain matters. What difference were you thinking... ?
Ok I see, would you would like to be treated exactly the same way then? Sure thing bro

Having the common sense to be able to string a sentence together before insulting me and then go crying to admins when I strike back is poor form... There're too many little boys here and not enough men. A man can be any age as there're some people in their mids who deserve to be named and shamed.
Don't condone any of that. But if it's something you don't approve of you just move on from it, there are equally as many people like that as there aren't, if not right on this site at this moment in time then it's an unfortunate fact you have to accept.

Is this based on any experience... ?
Lol nope, don't plan on fathering any littluns any time soon. Loads of mini-mes running about all over the place? I'm a bloody handful meself.

Do you want me to list pros and cons? Or do I spare you...
That's all the info I needed, much obliged.

 

[Fake Passport]

Do they let you have both the epidural and the water at the same time? Here they wouldn't for the obvious reason of drowning potential with lack of ability to move legs etc...