The Planetcricket Arms - the friendly drinking thread (TFFSL welcome)

[barmyarmy]

Was that because the virgin had left?

Can I get you a smirnoff ice?

 

[Highlander999]

You can get me one, only if you put that special ingredient which you told me you sometimes put in. You have to tell me what it is as it does make it taste so much better

 

[Manly]

Need a drink to celebrate...

Soakers are on a roll!

 

[Therbs]

Barmy stocks some good single malts. Ask him nicely and he might pour one for you.

 

[barmyarmy]

I'm not sure he'd appreciate it. He can have the Scotch I use for Hot Toddies.

 

[Hooper]

 

[DPRA]

 

[Highlander999]

God what do you have to do to get service here

Where's that damn waiter gone. He won't be getting a tip this time round

 

[barmyarmy]

God what do you have to do to get service here

Not make fun of the bar staff...
You can have some special brew.

 

[Therbs]

God what do you have to do to get service here

Where's that damn waiter gone. He won't be getting a tip this time round

All you have to do is say please and show some leg.

 

[Highlander999]

Not make fun of the bar staff...
You can have some special brew.

You have to make fun of them. Have you seen their dress sense. Kitted out in trench coats's Whatever next? :

 

[barmyarmy]

You have to make fun of them. Have you seen their dress sense. Kitted out in trench coats's Whatever next? :

Second thoughts you can have whatever's in the trough.

 

[Highlander999]

Who's the manager here. I want to complain about the service I'm getting :

I can see why your working in such a dingy little pub like this

 

[Leicester Fox]

*walks in smelling strongly of BO, with plastic bags on my feet and with skanky hair, and sits down in the corner looking at eveyone with my lazy eye*

Give me somthing strong. I need my mind taking off these tffsl immigrants.

 

[Highlander999]

*Walks over to homeless guy*

What happened to you Joe?