The PlanetCricket Battrick Sledging Thread

[Ollie_H]

I've got a bot, get in . Round 3 here I come!

 

[Funknath]

Reporter's Summary Carnage
Top Order: competent
Middle Order: proficient
Lower Order: feeble
Seam Bowling: competent
Spin Bowling: useless
Fielding: feeble

Compared to my team he is nothing

 

[Maxkarter]

Crappy Div III promotee..... at home!

 

[Highlander999]

We are about even but I'll be running into PFL problems come that match and even more PFL problems after it.

Sorry Syl but.....:laugh:laugh:laugh

Looks like I jinxed myself. Got a home match against a fellow Div III side. I'll need my top order to fend of his seam bowling, although my bowlers are much better then his batsmen, so it should be an interesting contest.

Would prefer not have to play my 1XI in only the second round though Might change my pitch to dusty and play 2 spinners as he does not appear to have a good spinner

Dees XI

Top Order: quality
Middle Order: superb
Lower Order: abysmal
Seam Bowling: remarkable
Spin Bowling: useless
Fielding: mediocre

 

[Maxkarter]

If you think you can out bat him maybe a flat pitch?

 

[Highlander999]

My only concern is I get a top order rating of wonderful, but only a spin/seam rating of remarkable. Just wondering if maybe sticking with a slow pitch might be the way to go?

 

[WORLD CHAMPIONS]

My new Reporters Summary on GFI

Raiders Eleven
Top Order: exquisite
Middle Order: masterful
Lower Order: feeble
Seam Bowling: exquisite
Spin Bowling: exquisite
Fielding: feeble

MOTM: Bignot

 

[Highlander999]

Pfft, your fielding is shite!

 

[angryangy]

If you think you can out bat him maybe a flat pitch?

exactly, a nice old fashioned top-order battle.

 

[aussie1st]

Fernades is 8th equal in Australia for most wickets in Div 4 and just outside the top 10 for Aus. All that is bound to end once my cup run goes down the drain though so I may as well enjoy it while it last.

 

[Shevchenko]

A very interesting game for me on Sunday, manager Shev is a feeble manager with abysmal management skills in his spare time he likes to get drunk and high, that's why he chose a crap team for the cup game. I'm having my money on that they make 400 odd and extras will be the most runs in my team's total haha

 

[aussie1st]

Probably, if you win them, you will get 2 rounds of easy opponents after that.

Correcto!

The unpredictable cup draw continues. From

brisbane city devils
Top Order: wonderful
Middle Order: strong
Lower Order: worthless
Seam Bowling: exquisite
Spin Bowling: wonderful
Fielding: mediocre

To

Perth Pisstanks
Top Order: mediocre
Middle Order: feeble
Lower Order: abysmal
Seam Bowling: feeble
Spin Bowling: mediocre
Fielding: feeble

With the match at home

 

[Funknath]

Won my cup game. Have an easy opponent next week as well so R4 here i come

 

[Shevchenko]

Ah poor old Clarkson, so close yet so far from his hundred, got annihilated today but played a very very very weak team can't elaborate more on how crap the team was lol...

92* in a lone effort, very unhappy with Jakobus's form he lead the side down really though he would have made more but still the disappointment is in Clarkson who didn't get that century ah well at least he's not the only guy, both Thiki and Janes are also looking for their first centuries lol reminds me of Convery being run out on 99

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Anyone want an ego-massaging win over one of the weakest sides in PC currently? Then drop me a challenge!