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Listen up, turn it up and rock it out "To Be Loved" hits as JR and King come into view from Austin, Texas.
Jim Ross: Welcome to MONDAY NIGHT RAW! live to you from Austin, Texas! We're at the Frank Erwin Centre tonight and boy King it's a real Slobber Knocker tonight!
Jerry Lawler: You beat JR! we've got the Samoan Bulldozer facing off against Samoa Joe, a 4 way dance for the Cruiserweight Championship with Brian Kendrick, Jimmy Wang Yang, the returning Scotty 2 Hotty and Super Crazy !
JR: Don't forget he humongous 20 man Battle Royale for the World Heavyweight Championship! but we've been informed that tonight Kane has been attacked and beaten and is now recovering in hospital and has been replaced by Big Daddy V! but now we cross over to Todd Grisham.
Todd Grisham: Thank you JR, My guest at this time is Y2J Chris Jericho, Chris what are your thoughts on tonights Battle Royale for the World Heavyweight Championship?
Chris Jericho: Well Tom I.....
TG: It's Todd!
CJ: Yeah whatever Tim, I'm gonna go out there and belt all those Assclowns like Shawn Michaels who thinks he can ruin the main event of Raw Is Jericho by beating the King Of the World, Ayatollah of Rock N Rollah, Sanctimonious S.O.B and Highlight of the Night, Chris Jericho he is mistaken, Travis!
Chris Jericho drops the mic and walks off, Todd stands there and gapes. (96)
'Bust the Seams" hits as Big Daddy V slowly walks down and waits for Mark Henry.
"Some Bodies Gonna Get It!" hits as Mark Henry points and yells at Big Daddy V, he gets in the ring and the bell rings - Game On.
Big Daddy V v Mark Henry
Big Daddy V takes a right hand to the temple from Henry. Henry hits a piledriver on Big Daddy V. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Hooks the leg for a two count. Daddy V blocks a punch. Big Daddy V hits a right hand on Mark Henry and follows it up with a couple more. Daddy V slams Mark Henry down. Henry is sure in trouble now. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flapjack from Daddy V on Henry. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Big Daddy V with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Henry. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Mark Henry elbows Big Daddy V in the face to break a hammerlock. Henry hits a piledriver on Big Daddy V. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. There's a two count on the pin. Flapjack from Henry on Daddy V. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Mark Henry strikes Big Daddy V with a hard blow. Daddy V hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Big Daddy V fights out of a grapple. Daddy V slams Mark Henry down. Henry is sure in trouble now. Daddy V DDTs Mark Henry. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Mark Henry knocks Daddy V to the outside, then signals for the Bear Hug. He reaches out of the ring for Big Daddy V...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Daddy V sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it.
Big Daddy V d Mark Henry
A Clock Smashing and a manical laugh can mean only one thing - The Boogeyman! he walks down the ramp cackling BDV and Mark Henry roll out as the Boogeyman enters with a smile before singing Mary had A Little Lamb in a freaky voice with lots of cackles and tick tocking in it before smashing a second clock over his head and saying "I'M THE BOOGEYMAN AND I'M COMING TO GETCHA!" *insert mad cackle* and then grabbing a handful of live worms and eating them which scares the advancing Big Daddy V away. (60)
A generic theme hits as WWE fans are introduced to Christopher daniels he runs down and poses a coupla times before
Christopher Daniels v Cody Rhodes
Cody Rhodes runs down without any music for a suprise attack on Daniels, but Daniels turns around as the bell rings and hit's a very very very very
Stiff high kick on Rhodes by Christopher Daniels. Daniels charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Cody Rhodes connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Christopher Daniels charges, Rhodes moves, and the referee is knocked silly! Wicked suplex out of the corner from Cody Rhodes, is executed so well, it hurt MY back. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Christopher Daniels powers out of a Cody Rhodes headlock. Rhodes takes a flying neckbreaker from Christopher Daniels. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Rhodes is down! Covers for a quick two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Rhodes goes down. Pin, but Rhodes is out just before the three count. Rhodes counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. BRAINBUSTAH~! by Cody Rhodes! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there.Rhodes charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Afa Jr. comes running down the aisle with a chair! Daniels and Cody Rhodes continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Afa Jr. slides in and blasts Cody Rhodes with a chair to the head! Afa Jr. climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Cody Rhodes can barely stand. Here it comes - Angel's Wings. 1....2...3, it's finished. Afa Jr. obviously hasn't finished his attack yet! Cody Rhodes stands up. Afa Jr. slams Rhodes down. Afa Jr. climbs to the top rope and hits the People's Headbutt! Afa Jr. eventually leaves, having caused enough damage. (68)
Christopher Daniels d Cody Rhodes
"When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside" Real American plays as a video hyping the return of The Real American Hulk Hogan Plays showing his career highlights from Hogan V Andre at Wrestlemania III to Saving Eugene at Wrestlemania XXI. (85)
"S.O.S" hits as the Jamaican Kofi Kingston comes out to a decent pop.
"HEYYYYY YEEEEEEEAH" Live for the Momenthits as we see that Matt Hardy V1 likes Canadians and that Matt Hardy V1 can bend a spoon with a jumper.
Kofi Kingston v Matt Hady Verson 1.0
Hard back suplex on M. Hardy. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Hooks the leg for a two count. Super kick by Kofi Kingston. There's a two count on the pin. M. Hardy counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Spin kick by Matt Hardy to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. M. Hardy crushes Kingston with a huge legdrop. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! M. Hardy drops an elbow...but Kofi Kingston moves out of the way. M. Hardy takes a NICE hurrancarana from Kofi Kingston. Covers for a quick two count. M. Hardy blocks a kick from Kofi Kingston. Tiger suplex on Kingston. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Matt Hardy ducks a Kingston clothesline and does a quick roll up. M. Hardy has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Matt Hardy leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. M. Hardy has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Kofi Kingston to look for revenge. (60)
Matt Hardy V1 d Kofi Kingston
"Samoan Trible Music" hits as the Samoan Bulldozer walks down the aisle scream jibber jabber at the fans.
Generic music hits as the "Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa oe comes down laughing at Umaga.
Samoa Joe v Umaga - Falls Count Anywhere Match
Joe slams Umaga. Framed signed photo of Jennifer Love Hewitt to the head floors Umaga! That ******* destroyed a picture of my beloved! Revenge must be had... Umaga tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Bodyslam by Joe. Joe goes for a splash but Umaga puts the knees up. Umaga throws Joe into a shopping trolley. Spear by Umaga. Hooks the leg for a two count. Joe blocks a kick from Umaga. Arn Anderson-like Spinebuster by Samoa Joe, executed to perfection. There's a two count on the pin. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Samoa Joe just KILLS Umaga! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Joe goes for a splash but Umaga puts the knees up. STIFF~! chop lights up Joe who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! They brawl to the outside and into the crowd. Umaga elevates and drops Samoa Joe onto the guard rail and plays to the crowd. Covers for a quick two count. Umaga punches Joe on the outside. They wind up back in the squared circle. Joe powers out of a headlock. Flying shoulder tackle by Joe sends Umaga CRASHING to the mat. William Regal comes running down the aisle with a chair! Umaga goes to irish whip Samoa Joe into the ropes. Regal jumps onto the apron with the chair...but Samoa Joe reverses! Collision between Regal, Umaga, and the chair! Umaga staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! William Regal remains in the ring. Umaga pushes the referee away. Umaga spins Regal around. Umaga hits the Samoan Spike! (84)
Samoa Joe d Umaga
We come from a commercial to see that MVP's V.I.P Lounge has been set up.
MVP: Welcome to the Half man Half Amazings V.I.P Lounge where only the top stars are allowed and my guest tonight is The Rock.
"IF YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK'S COOOOOKIN!" hit's as The Peoples Favourite comes out to a huge pop.
MVP and The Rock start off but The Rock keeps interrupting and laughing, MVP finally stops this but before he can kick him out the Rock gives him the Rock Bottom! (91)
McTibes comes out and says "I Have a huge anouncement - the new co- General Manager of RAW is STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!"
"CRASH!" The glass smashes as SCSA coms out with a beer
"Kid, who's the other GM?"
"The other Co GM is Me!"
Kick BAM STUNNER! Austin gives McTibes a Stunner and calls for a couple of beers!
Brian Kendrick, Jimmy Wang Yang, Scotty 2 Hotty and Super Crazy are already in the ring ready for the 4 Way Dance for the Cruiserweight Championship.
Brian Kendrick v Jimmy Wang Yang v Scotty 2 Hotty v Super Crazy - CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
The Match: Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Yang goes down. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Hooks the leg for a two count. Yang ducks a wild right hand. Yang tags out to Super Crazy. Crazy uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Crazy whips Scotty into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Tor-NADO DDT from Super Crazy, Scotty got planted! Cover, but there's no one to count for Super Crazy! Second rope flying axe handle, Scotty goes down. One day, Crazy might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Scotty ducks a wild right hand. Scotty tags out to Brian Kendrick. Crazy takes a NICE hurrancarana from Brian Kendrick. Second rope flying axe handle, Crazy goes down. One day, Kendrick might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Crazy reverses a Brian Kendrick hammerlock. Implant DDT by Super Crazy! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Diamond Dust from Super Crazy and Kendrick is out! Crazy tags out to Scotty 2 Hotty. Spin kick by Scotty 2 Hotty to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Tor-NADO DDT from Scotty 2 Hotty, Kendrick got planted! Brian Kendrick gets knocked to the ground by Scotty. Here it comes - Worm and a 1 handed Bulldog! forget about it. 1....2...3! (70)
Scotty 2 Hotty d Kendrick/Wang Yang/ Super Crazy to win the Cruiserweight Championship
Todd Grisham is backstage with the Rainbow Haired Warrior Jeff Hardy!
Todd Grisham: Jeff Hardy next is part of a massive Battle Royale, this week on wwe.com CM Punk has rated your chances tonight as 900-1, what do you have to say?
Jeff Hardy: Todd, he thinks I have no chance, he isn't exactly looking flash out there who does he think he is? Triple H or HBK? Todd tonight i'm gonna go out there and mark my words Todd, I WILL WALK OUT THE WINNER.
20 Man Battle Royale - WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Massive backbreaker on HBK and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Undertaker tried to eliminate Shawn Michaels, who hung onto the top rope for dear life! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. HBK threw Undertaker all the way over the top rope to the floor. No question about that one. (Elimination # 1) Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, The Rock ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Mr. Kennedy got bundled out by Rock. (Elimination # 2) Jeff Hardy connects with a back heel kick on Punk and gets back up quickly. CM Punk got eliminated by J. Hardy. (Elimination # 3) Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, John Cena ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Samoa Joe got eliminated by Cena. (Elimination # 4) Hulk Hogan hits a right hand on Batista and follows it up with a couple more. Hogan threw Batista all the way over the top rope to the floor. No question about that one. (Elimination # 5) Rock is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. The Rock got tossed over the top rope to the floor HARD by HHH. (Elimination # 6) Second rope flying axe handle, Cactus Jack goes down. One day, J. Hardy might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Cactus Jack goes down. Cactus Jack walks into a high dropkick from Rey Mysterio, almost losing several teeth in the process. Cactus Jack got eliminated by Mysterio. (Elimination # 7) Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Cena goes down. Cena walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Running clothesline from The Great Khali was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Khali threw Shawn Michaels over the top rope, but Shawn Michaels skinned the cat to save himself! Cena scoops and slams Big Daddy V. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Cena threw Big Daddy V over the top rope, but Big Daddy V skinned the cat to save himself! Chris Jericho connects with a back heel kick on Khali and gets back up quickly. The Great Khali got tossed over the top rope to the floor HARD by Jericho. (Elimination # 8) Stone Cold hits a right hand. Stone Cold threw Chris Jericho all the way over the top rope to the floor. No question about that one. (Elimination # 9) Hulk Hogan hits Flair. Flair gets splashed in the corner. Ric Flair with a spinning neckbreaker on Umaga. Flair scoops and slams Umaga. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Jeff Hardy charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Jeff Hardy got tossed over the top rope to the floor HARD by Umaga. (Elimination # 10) M. Hardy is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Matt Hardy got eliminated by HBK. (Elimination # 11) Mysterio just WAFFLES Daddy V with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Big Daddy V got bundled out by Mysterio. (Elimination # 12) Massive backbreaker on Stone Cold and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. HHH tried to eliminate Steve Austin, who hung onto the top rope for dear life! Hulk Hogan hits a right hand on John Cena. Hulk Hogan hits Cena. Steve Austin connects with rights and lefts and Umaga is down! Umaga got bundled out by Stone Cold. (Elimination # 13) Stone Cold slams Rey Mysterio down and motions to the crowd. Rey Mysterio got bundled out by Stone Cold. (Elimination # 14) Running knee lift from Steve Austin. Cena is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Flying shoulder tackle by HHH sends Hogan CRASHING to the mat. Hogan takes a headbutt from Triple H. Triple H charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. HBK threw Triple H over the top rope, but Triple H skinned the cat to save himself! Standing leg lariat by Shawn Michaels on Flair. Ric Flair got eliminated by HBK. (Elimination # 15) Hulk Hogan hits Cena. Hogan threw John Cena all the way over the top rope to the floor. No question about that one. (Elimination # 16) Bodyslam by HHH. Hulk Hogan was eliminated by HHH. (Elimination # 17) Running knee lift from Triple H. HHH tried to eliminate Shawn Michaels, who hung onto the top rope for dear life! Spear by Steve Austin. Stone Cold threw Shawn Michaels over the top rope, but Shawn Michaels skinned the cat to save himself! Back suplex on Stone Cold. Steve Austin got bundled out by HBK. (Elimination # 18) Spinebuster by Triple H. High Angle DDT by Triple H just SPIKES Shawn Michaels down! HBK blocks a kick from Triple H. OH MY GOD SWEET CHIN MUSIC ELIMINATES HHH! SHAWN MICHAELS WINS!. (78)
Shawn Michaels d Triple H and 28 other wrestlers to win the World Heavyweight Championship!
JR and King come out to the ring and interview the New RAW Champ HBK - Shawn Michaels! (84)
The show closes out with the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels on his knees kissing the World Heavyweight championship.
Overall Rating: 76%
Quick Results:
Big Daddy V beat Mark Henry
Christopher Daniels beat Cody Rhodes
Matt Hardy V1 beat Kofi Kingston
Samoa Joe beat Umaga
Scotty 2 Hotty beat Brian Kendrick, Jimmy Wang Yang and Super Crazy
Shawn Michaels beat Triple H and 28 Superstars
PREDICTA CONTEST:
pinchinator - 4
jeez girls you're meant to predict and comment!
Jim Ross: Welcome to MONDAY NIGHT RAW! live to you from Austin, Texas! We're at the Frank Erwin Centre tonight and boy King it's a real Slobber Knocker tonight!
Jerry Lawler: You beat JR! we've got the Samoan Bulldozer facing off against Samoa Joe, a 4 way dance for the Cruiserweight Championship with Brian Kendrick, Jimmy Wang Yang, the returning Scotty 2 Hotty and Super Crazy !
JR: Don't forget he humongous 20 man Battle Royale for the World Heavyweight Championship! but we've been informed that tonight Kane has been attacked and beaten and is now recovering in hospital and has been replaced by Big Daddy V! but now we cross over to Todd Grisham.
Todd Grisham: Thank you JR, My guest at this time is Y2J Chris Jericho, Chris what are your thoughts on tonights Battle Royale for the World Heavyweight Championship?
Chris Jericho: Well Tom I.....
TG: It's Todd!
CJ: Yeah whatever Tim, I'm gonna go out there and belt all those Assclowns like Shawn Michaels who thinks he can ruin the main event of Raw Is Jericho by beating the King Of the World, Ayatollah of Rock N Rollah, Sanctimonious S.O.B and Highlight of the Night, Chris Jericho he is mistaken, Travis!
Chris Jericho drops the mic and walks off, Todd stands there and gapes. (96)
'Bust the Seams" hits as Big Daddy V slowly walks down and waits for Mark Henry.
"Some Bodies Gonna Get It!" hits as Mark Henry points and yells at Big Daddy V, he gets in the ring and the bell rings - Game On.
Big Daddy V v Mark Henry
Big Daddy V takes a right hand to the temple from Henry. Henry hits a piledriver on Big Daddy V. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Hooks the leg for a two count. Daddy V blocks a punch. Big Daddy V hits a right hand on Mark Henry and follows it up with a couple more. Daddy V slams Mark Henry down. Henry is sure in trouble now. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flapjack from Daddy V on Henry. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Big Daddy V with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Henry. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Mark Henry elbows Big Daddy V in the face to break a hammerlock. Henry hits a piledriver on Big Daddy V. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. There's a two count on the pin. Flapjack from Henry on Daddy V. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Mark Henry strikes Big Daddy V with a hard blow. Daddy V hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Big Daddy V fights out of a grapple. Daddy V slams Mark Henry down. Henry is sure in trouble now. Daddy V DDTs Mark Henry. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Mark Henry knocks Daddy V to the outside, then signals for the Bear Hug. He reaches out of the ring for Big Daddy V...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Daddy V sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it.
Big Daddy V d Mark Henry
A Clock Smashing and a manical laugh can mean only one thing - The Boogeyman! he walks down the ramp cackling BDV and Mark Henry roll out as the Boogeyman enters with a smile before singing Mary had A Little Lamb in a freaky voice with lots of cackles and tick tocking in it before smashing a second clock over his head and saying "I'M THE BOOGEYMAN AND I'M COMING TO GETCHA!" *insert mad cackle* and then grabbing a handful of live worms and eating them which scares the advancing Big Daddy V away. (60)
A generic theme hits as WWE fans are introduced to Christopher daniels he runs down and poses a coupla times before
Christopher Daniels v Cody Rhodes
Cody Rhodes runs down without any music for a suprise attack on Daniels, but Daniels turns around as the bell rings and hit's a very very very very
Stiff high kick on Rhodes by Christopher Daniels. Daniels charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Cody Rhodes connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Christopher Daniels charges, Rhodes moves, and the referee is knocked silly! Wicked suplex out of the corner from Cody Rhodes, is executed so well, it hurt MY back. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Christopher Daniels powers out of a Cody Rhodes headlock. Rhodes takes a flying neckbreaker from Christopher Daniels. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Rhodes is down! Covers for a quick two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Rhodes goes down. Pin, but Rhodes is out just before the three count. Rhodes counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. BRAINBUSTAH~! by Cody Rhodes! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there.Rhodes charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Afa Jr. comes running down the aisle with a chair! Daniels and Cody Rhodes continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Afa Jr. slides in and blasts Cody Rhodes with a chair to the head! Afa Jr. climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Cody Rhodes can barely stand. Here it comes - Angel's Wings. 1....2...3, it's finished. Afa Jr. obviously hasn't finished his attack yet! Cody Rhodes stands up. Afa Jr. slams Rhodes down. Afa Jr. climbs to the top rope and hits the People's Headbutt! Afa Jr. eventually leaves, having caused enough damage. (68)
Christopher Daniels d Cody Rhodes
"When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside" Real American plays as a video hyping the return of The Real American Hulk Hogan Plays showing his career highlights from Hogan V Andre at Wrestlemania III to Saving Eugene at Wrestlemania XXI. (85)
"S.O.S" hits as the Jamaican Kofi Kingston comes out to a decent pop.
"HEYYYYY YEEEEEEEAH" Live for the Momenthits as we see that Matt Hardy V1 likes Canadians and that Matt Hardy V1 can bend a spoon with a jumper.
Kofi Kingston v Matt Hady Verson 1.0
Hard back suplex on M. Hardy. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Hooks the leg for a two count. Super kick by Kofi Kingston. There's a two count on the pin. M. Hardy counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Spin kick by Matt Hardy to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. M. Hardy crushes Kingston with a huge legdrop. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! M. Hardy drops an elbow...but Kofi Kingston moves out of the way. M. Hardy takes a NICE hurrancarana from Kofi Kingston. Covers for a quick two count. M. Hardy blocks a kick from Kofi Kingston. Tiger suplex on Kingston. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Matt Hardy ducks a Kingston clothesline and does a quick roll up. M. Hardy has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Matt Hardy leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. M. Hardy has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Kofi Kingston to look for revenge. (60)
Matt Hardy V1 d Kofi Kingston
"Samoan Trible Music" hits as the Samoan Bulldozer walks down the aisle scream jibber jabber at the fans.
Generic music hits as the "Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa oe comes down laughing at Umaga.
Samoa Joe v Umaga - Falls Count Anywhere Match
Joe slams Umaga. Framed signed photo of Jennifer Love Hewitt to the head floors Umaga! That ******* destroyed a picture of my beloved! Revenge must be had... Umaga tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Bodyslam by Joe. Joe goes for a splash but Umaga puts the knees up. Umaga throws Joe into a shopping trolley. Spear by Umaga. Hooks the leg for a two count. Joe blocks a kick from Umaga. Arn Anderson-like Spinebuster by Samoa Joe, executed to perfection. There's a two count on the pin. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Samoa Joe just KILLS Umaga! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Joe goes for a splash but Umaga puts the knees up. STIFF~! chop lights up Joe who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! They brawl to the outside and into the crowd. Umaga elevates and drops Samoa Joe onto the guard rail and plays to the crowd. Covers for a quick two count. Umaga punches Joe on the outside. They wind up back in the squared circle. Joe powers out of a headlock. Flying shoulder tackle by Joe sends Umaga CRASHING to the mat. William Regal comes running down the aisle with a chair! Umaga goes to irish whip Samoa Joe into the ropes. Regal jumps onto the apron with the chair...but Samoa Joe reverses! Collision between Regal, Umaga, and the chair! Umaga staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! William Regal remains in the ring. Umaga pushes the referee away. Umaga spins Regal around. Umaga hits the Samoan Spike! (84)
Samoa Joe d Umaga
We come from a commercial to see that MVP's V.I.P Lounge has been set up.
MVP: Welcome to the Half man Half Amazings V.I.P Lounge where only the top stars are allowed and my guest tonight is The Rock.
"IF YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK'S COOOOOKIN!" hit's as The Peoples Favourite comes out to a huge pop.
MVP and The Rock start off but The Rock keeps interrupting and laughing, MVP finally stops this but before he can kick him out the Rock gives him the Rock Bottom! (91)
McTibes comes out and says "I Have a huge anouncement - the new co- General Manager of RAW is STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!"
"CRASH!" The glass smashes as SCSA coms out with a beer
"Kid, who's the other GM?"
"The other Co GM is Me!"
Kick BAM STUNNER! Austin gives McTibes a Stunner and calls for a couple of beers!
Brian Kendrick, Jimmy Wang Yang, Scotty 2 Hotty and Super Crazy are already in the ring ready for the 4 Way Dance for the Cruiserweight Championship.
Brian Kendrick v Jimmy Wang Yang v Scotty 2 Hotty v Super Crazy - CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
The Match: Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Yang goes down. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Hooks the leg for a two count. Yang ducks a wild right hand. Yang tags out to Super Crazy. Crazy uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Crazy whips Scotty into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Tor-NADO DDT from Super Crazy, Scotty got planted! Cover, but there's no one to count for Super Crazy! Second rope flying axe handle, Scotty goes down. One day, Crazy might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Scotty ducks a wild right hand. Scotty tags out to Brian Kendrick. Crazy takes a NICE hurrancarana from Brian Kendrick. Second rope flying axe handle, Crazy goes down. One day, Kendrick might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Crazy reverses a Brian Kendrick hammerlock. Implant DDT by Super Crazy! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Diamond Dust from Super Crazy and Kendrick is out! Crazy tags out to Scotty 2 Hotty. Spin kick by Scotty 2 Hotty to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Tor-NADO DDT from Scotty 2 Hotty, Kendrick got planted! Brian Kendrick gets knocked to the ground by Scotty. Here it comes - Worm and a 1 handed Bulldog! forget about it. 1....2...3! (70)
Scotty 2 Hotty d Kendrick/Wang Yang/ Super Crazy to win the Cruiserweight Championship
Todd Grisham is backstage with the Rainbow Haired Warrior Jeff Hardy!
Todd Grisham: Jeff Hardy next is part of a massive Battle Royale, this week on wwe.com CM Punk has rated your chances tonight as 900-1, what do you have to say?
Jeff Hardy: Todd, he thinks I have no chance, he isn't exactly looking flash out there who does he think he is? Triple H or HBK? Todd tonight i'm gonna go out there and mark my words Todd, I WILL WALK OUT THE WINNER.
20 Man Battle Royale - WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Massive backbreaker on HBK and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Undertaker tried to eliminate Shawn Michaels, who hung onto the top rope for dear life! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. HBK threw Undertaker all the way over the top rope to the floor. No question about that one. (Elimination # 1) Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, The Rock ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Mr. Kennedy got bundled out by Rock. (Elimination # 2) Jeff Hardy connects with a back heel kick on Punk and gets back up quickly. CM Punk got eliminated by J. Hardy. (Elimination # 3) Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, John Cena ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Samoa Joe got eliminated by Cena. (Elimination # 4) Hulk Hogan hits a right hand on Batista and follows it up with a couple more. Hogan threw Batista all the way over the top rope to the floor. No question about that one. (Elimination # 5) Rock is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. The Rock got tossed over the top rope to the floor HARD by HHH. (Elimination # 6) Second rope flying axe handle, Cactus Jack goes down. One day, J. Hardy might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Cactus Jack goes down. Cactus Jack walks into a high dropkick from Rey Mysterio, almost losing several teeth in the process. Cactus Jack got eliminated by Mysterio. (Elimination # 7) Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Cena goes down. Cena walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Running clothesline from The Great Khali was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Khali threw Shawn Michaels over the top rope, but Shawn Michaels skinned the cat to save himself! Cena scoops and slams Big Daddy V. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Cena threw Big Daddy V over the top rope, but Big Daddy V skinned the cat to save himself! Chris Jericho connects with a back heel kick on Khali and gets back up quickly. The Great Khali got tossed over the top rope to the floor HARD by Jericho. (Elimination # 8) Stone Cold hits a right hand. Stone Cold threw Chris Jericho all the way over the top rope to the floor. No question about that one. (Elimination # 9) Hulk Hogan hits Flair. Flair gets splashed in the corner. Ric Flair with a spinning neckbreaker on Umaga. Flair scoops and slams Umaga. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Jeff Hardy charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Jeff Hardy got tossed over the top rope to the floor HARD by Umaga. (Elimination # 10) M. Hardy is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Matt Hardy got eliminated by HBK. (Elimination # 11) Mysterio just WAFFLES Daddy V with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Big Daddy V got bundled out by Mysterio. (Elimination # 12) Massive backbreaker on Stone Cold and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. HHH tried to eliminate Steve Austin, who hung onto the top rope for dear life! Hulk Hogan hits a right hand on John Cena. Hulk Hogan hits Cena. Steve Austin connects with rights and lefts and Umaga is down! Umaga got bundled out by Stone Cold. (Elimination # 13) Stone Cold slams Rey Mysterio down and motions to the crowd. Rey Mysterio got bundled out by Stone Cold. (Elimination # 14) Running knee lift from Steve Austin. Cena is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Flying shoulder tackle by HHH sends Hogan CRASHING to the mat. Hogan takes a headbutt from Triple H. Triple H charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. HBK threw Triple H over the top rope, but Triple H skinned the cat to save himself! Standing leg lariat by Shawn Michaels on Flair. Ric Flair got eliminated by HBK. (Elimination # 15) Hulk Hogan hits Cena. Hogan threw John Cena all the way over the top rope to the floor. No question about that one. (Elimination # 16) Bodyslam by HHH. Hulk Hogan was eliminated by HHH. (Elimination # 17) Running knee lift from Triple H. HHH tried to eliminate Shawn Michaels, who hung onto the top rope for dear life! Spear by Steve Austin. Stone Cold threw Shawn Michaels over the top rope, but Shawn Michaels skinned the cat to save himself! Back suplex on Stone Cold. Steve Austin got bundled out by HBK. (Elimination # 18) Spinebuster by Triple H. High Angle DDT by Triple H just SPIKES Shawn Michaels down! HBK blocks a kick from Triple H. OH MY GOD SWEET CHIN MUSIC ELIMINATES HHH! SHAWN MICHAELS WINS!. (78)
Shawn Michaels d Triple H and 28 other wrestlers to win the World Heavyweight Championship!
JR and King come out to the ring and interview the New RAW Champ HBK - Shawn Michaels! (84)
The show closes out with the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels on his knees kissing the World Heavyweight championship.
Overall Rating: 76%
Quick Results:
Big Daddy V beat Mark Henry
Christopher Daniels beat Cody Rhodes
Matt Hardy V1 beat Kofi Kingston
Samoa Joe beat Umaga
Scotty 2 Hotty beat Brian Kendrick, Jimmy Wang Yang and Super Crazy
Shawn Michaels beat Triple H and 28 Superstars
PREDICTA CONTEST:
pinchinator - 4
jeez girls you're meant to predict and comment!
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The show looked good, I could have commented and predicted but I forgot to 
pinchinator
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Dire interview imo
SD! preview hopefully up on Friday
SD! preview hopefully up on Friday
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pinchy i beat you by 987 wordsI have 2 words for you.... SUCK IT!
There's a time and a place for that.
I just wanted to add I liked the Jericho promo and thought that was one of the better moments in the show.
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